Michelle Malkin opines on the website “Stuff White People Like,” and wonders aloud if there’s potential in a website dedicated to Stuff Muslims Don’t Like.To help, here’s TNOYF’s list of the Top 9 Things That Muslims Don’t Like.
9. That recurring nightmare where they are in front of a million screaming jihadists with an American flag and a box of damp matches.
8. When a cranky rotator cuff produces inaccurate, sidearm-hurling at stonings.
7. Matzo and Brisket Day in the jihadist cafeteria.
6. The inexplicable failure of consumer electronics companies to recognize the marketing opportunity for blood-resistant video cameras.
5. That dark day in history when, due to a bizarre genetic mutation and AllahÂ’s sick sense of humor, women suddenly developed the ability to make sound.
4. Nosebleed end-zone seats at the soccer stadium for the weekly execution festival.
3. Landing gear.
2. Discovering that the peculiar odor in the house was an infidel head taken as a souvenir by your son and hidden beneath his not-so-secret stash of Camel Love Quarterly.
1. Spending several hours tracking the enticing sounds of an injured baby goat through a cave only to find it was that ventriloquist prankster, Abdul.