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Pelican Suicide Attack!
2008-05-11
Florida Gulf Swimmer Hit by Pelican, Gets 25 Stitches
TREASURE ISLAND, Fla. — An Ohio woman is recovering after a pelican slammed into her face while she was swimming in the Gulf of Mexico.

Debbie Shoemaker of Toledo, Ohio, was swimming Thursday near Treasure Island, a beach community west of St. Petersburg, when she felt something hit her face. The bird's large beak ripped through her cheek, requiring 25 stitches. The 50-year-old housecleaner, who vacations in Florida about twice a year, returned home Friday.
"How was your vacation, Debbie?"
"Don't ask."
Nature has collided with humans in Florida — alligators, fish and even stingrays have caused injuries or deaths — but local officials say they've never heard of a pelican hitting someone with so much force. An expert surmises the bird was likely nearsightedly diving for fish and hit Shoemaker by accident. The pelican died.
Posted by:bruce

#2  So, since the 'attack' was sudden-like and short in duration, would it count as a Pelican Brief?
Posted by: USN,Ret. (from home)   2008-05-11 23:41  

#1  HMMMMMMM, well, something kamikazed and bit me in my left ear yesterday - Bee, BumbleBee, Spider??? Ear was painful and swollen for most of the nite -as iff that wasn't enuff, my RIGHT EYE was struck this morning [fly].

IN HONOR OF JENNA BUSH'S NEW NUPTIALS, I'LL JUST BLAME GLOBAL WARMING + NATO ["air attacks" agz Russia], SINCE I CAN'T BLAME MOM = MOTHER'S DAY???
Posted by: JosephMendiola   2008-05-11 19:13  

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