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Man dressed as Darth Vader spared jail for attack on founder of Jedi church
2008-05-13
Followup.
A man who dressed up as Darth Vader, wearing a garbage bag for a cape, and assaulted the founders of a group calling itself the Jedi church was given a suspended sentence Tuesday.

Arwel Wynne Hughes, 27, attacked Jedi church founder Barney Jones -- aka Master Jonba Hehol -- with a light saber metal crutch, hitting him on the head, prosecutors told Holyhead Magistrates' Court. He also whacked Jones' 18-year-old cousin, Michael Jones -- known as Master Mormi Hehol -- bruising his thigh in the March 25 incident, prosecutors said.

The two cousins and Barney Jones' brother, Daniel, set up the Church of Jediism, Anglesey order, last year. Jedi is the faith followed by some of the central characters in the "Star Wars" films. The group, which claims about 30 members, says on its Web site that it uses "insight and knowledge" from the films as "a guide to living a better and more worthwhile life."

"We all love the films and what they stand for. Obviously some people are going to laugh about it," the Wales on Sunday newspaper quoted Barney Jones as saying last month. "But a lot of people do take it seriously."

Unfortunately for Hughes, his March attack was recorded on a video camera that the cousins had set up to film themselves in a light saber battle. "Darth Vader! Jedis!" Hughes shouted as he approached.

Hughes claimed he couldn't remember the incident, having drunk the better part of a 2 1/2-gallon (10-liter) box of wine beforehand. "He knows his behavior was wrong and didn't want it to happen but he has no recollection of it," said Hughes' lawyer, Frances Jones.

District Judge Andrew Shaw sentenced Hughes to two months in jail but suspended the sentence for one year. He also ordered Hughes to pay $195 to each of his victims and $117 in court costs.

In the 2001 United Kingdom census, 390,000 -- 0.7 percent of the population -- listed Jedi as their religion.
Posted by:GolfBravoUSMC

#4  sequels?!
I would love it!
Posted by: Jan   2008-05-13 21:05  

#3  That's too deep for me, Joe ...
Posted by: Steve White   2008-05-13 18:23  

#2  One thingy that didn't make sense wid both the original Trilogy + Prequels was that, despite being depicted on film, etc. as capable of simul engaging both in light-saber personal combat + advanced tele/psychekinetic combat, NEITHER THE JEDI NOR SITH LORDS EVER USED THEIR PSYCHIC = KINETIC ABILITIES TO BLOCK OFF LIGHT SABER THRUSTS/BLOWS OR TO ATTACK = PUT AN OPPONENT OFF BALANCE, NOR COMPLEMENTED THEIR LIGHT SABERS WID HI-TECHY PERSONAL GADGETS, E.G. "BRILLIANT/
GENIUS" BATTLE ORBS, R2D2-STYLE ROBODROID COMBAT ASSISTANTS, MAGNETIC SHIELDS, etc.???

At least for the SITH LORDS > perhaps for the next Trilogy [SE-quels]???

Just saying.
Posted by: JosephMendiola   2008-05-13 17:48  

#1  Arwel Wynne Hughes, 27, attacked Jedi church founder Barney Jones -- aka Master Jonba Hehol -- with a metal crutch, hitting him on the head...

Your powers are weak, old man!
Posted by: DarthVader   2008-05-13 17:05  

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