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Olde Tyme Religion
Saudi Cleric Omar Al-Sweilem Extols the Breasts and Thighs of the Black-Eyed Virgins of Paradise
2008-05-15
Following are excerpts of a video-clip featuring Saudi cleric Omar Al-Sweilem, which was posted on the Internet. The video quality is low in the original.

Omar Al-Sweilem: Harith Ibn Al-Muhasibi told us what would happen when we meet the black-eyed virgin with her black hair and white face – praised be He who created night and day. What hair! What a chest! What a mouth! What cheeks! What a figure! What breasts! What thighs! What legs! What whiteness! What softness! Without any creams – no Nivea, no vaseline. No nothing!

He said that faces would be soft that day. Even your own face will be soft without any powder or makeup. You yourself will be soflt, so how soft will a black-eyed virgin be, when she comes to you so tall and with her beautiful face, her black hair and white face - praised be He who created night and day. Just feel her palm, Sheik!

He said: How soft will a fingertip be, after being softened in paradise for thousands of years! There is no god but Allah. He told us that if you entered one of the palaces, you would find ten black-eyed virgins sprawled on musk cushions.

Where is Abu Khaled? Here, he has arrived! When they see you, they will get up and run to you. Lucky is the one who gets to put her thumb in your hand. When they get hold of you, they will push you onto your back, on the musk cushions. They will push you onto your back, Jamal! Allah Akbar! I wish this on all people present here.

He said that one of them would place her mouth on yours. Do whatever you want. Another one would press her cheek against yours, yet another would press her chest against yours, and the others would await their turn. There is no god but Allah.

He told us that one black-eyed virgin would give you a glass of wine. Wine in Paradise is a reward for your good deeds. The wine of this world is destructive, but not the wine of the world to come.
Posted by:Fred

#14  sounds like our Saudi friend has the hawts for white girlz. Whutta surprise, no? Good thing Allan doesn't supply them hairy, swarthy, arab wymyns....
Posted by: Frank G   2008-05-15 21:54  

#13  "She's my jihadi prize
cool drink of wine
such a sweet surprise
Tastes so good
make an imam cry
sweet cherry lie"
Posted by: swksvolFF   2008-05-15 20:13  

#12  So, they're really just a bunch of dirty old men playing on the hormones of the younger men . . . too weird. Nothing can compare with "fantasy sex" since it is governed by the solo player and has nothing to do with real relationships, which take work, selflessness, commitment. In other words ALL you have to do is a one-time "act of bravery" and you'll have the lewd "reward" touted by your Cleric homegrown political operative wannabe. How idiotic.
Posted by: ex-lib   2008-05-15 16:15  

#11  lblis, starting to believe that...its like omar is visualizing/role-playing himself as the winey virgin.
Posted by: swksvolFF   2008-05-15 15:59  

#10  Just about the time you think the Liberal Loony Left are the most screwed up, brain dead bunch in the universe...allan provides.
Posted by: anymouse   2008-05-15 14:50  

#9  1-900-RUHORNY for more!
Posted by: Crolusing tse Tung2778   2008-05-15 13:03  

#8  Islam is not a religion. It is a sexual disorder.

Posted by: Iblis   2008-05-15 13:02  

#7  Strap that bomb vest on me!!! I'm a goin' to see the virgins!!! YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE HAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!
Posted by: Abu Uluque   2008-05-15 12:17  

#6  I thought of Irish McCalla when I saw the headline.
Posted by: mhw   2008-05-15 10:36  

#5  Lucky is the one who gets to put her thumb in your hand
RIP olde buddy, I knew St. Pete would let you in.
Posted by: Goober Sheart1231   2008-05-15 08:53  

#4  no Nivea, no vaseline. No nothing!

There's no p*rn quite like koran p*rn.
Posted by: ed   2008-05-15 08:27  

#3  Ick. We know where that Cleric Al-Sweilem's mind has been. All pity his poor wife [wives] and daughters!
Posted by: trailing wife    2008-05-15 07:20  

#2  Experiment here.

O.K., so how can I post a Rantburg picture in a comment?
Posted by: Bobby   2008-05-15 05:51  

#1  I'm thinking Omar doesn't get out much.

Mike
Posted by: Mike Kozlowski   2008-05-15 05:14  

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