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| Woman dancing on bar sets customer on fire |
| 2008-05-20 |
| Another Late Night Tale of Florida Saloon Life... A woman dancing on a bar accidentally set a man on fire early Sunday after noticing her foot was in flames, Miami-Dade Fire-Rescue said. Damn, Vern! Ya said that wasn't sposed to happen! The woman, described as in her 20s, was at Drake's Bar in Kendall when she agreed to help out with a display involving liquor and fire, authorities said. Oh, boy! Now there's a combination that has "fun" written all over it... According to Fire Rescue, she hopped on the bar, started dancing, then realized her foot was engulfed in flames. Is my foot on fire, or am I just glad to see youze? She reacted by accidentally kicking the flaming mixture into a passer-by, Fire-Rescue said. Woah. Sorry, buddy. You should put some ice on that. A lotta ice... Paramedics arrived at the bar, 13758 SW 88th St., about 2 a.m. Got a report that some women set a guy on fire with her foot? Yep. Right over here. Oh. It's not a joke... The man suffered burns to about 20 percent of his upper body, authorities said. Paramedics took him to Ryder Trauma Center's burn unit. The woman was taken to a hospital. I think that drunk chick that set me on fire really liked me... |
| Posted by:tu3031 |
| #4 OBAMA GIRL goes FORD FAIRLANE??? /gut nuthin'. |
| Posted by: JosephMendiola 2008-05-20 19:58 |
| #3 "Duude, the dancers in this joint are really hot!" |
| Posted by: Mike 2008-05-20 17:29 |
| #2 Good thing it wasn't a lap dance. |
| Posted by: Perfesser 2008-05-20 12:50 |
| #1 She was trying to hot-foot it out of there. The guy was engulfed in a flaming passion. |
| Posted by: Deacon Blues 2008-05-20 12:44 |