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Tourist bitten in worst possible place by deadly snake |
2008-05-31 |
A tourist in Australia is lucky to be alive after being bitten on the penis by one of the worldÂ’s most venomous snakes. The man was having a roadside toilet stop when the deadly brown snake emerged from the bush and lunged at his crotch. It bit him on the end of the penis but did not release a significant amount of toxin through its fangs. |
Posted by:Mike |
#11 yeah....that's it :-) |
Posted by: Frank G 2008-05-31 18:58 |
#10 #9 George....... no *rimshot*? that's one of my fav jokes, along with this one: "looks like you blew a seal" "oh, no... it's only ice cream" This One Frank? >:) |
Posted by: RD 2008-05-31 18:52 |
#9 George....... no *rimshot*? that's one of my fav jokes, along with this one: "looks like you blew a seal" "oh, no... it's only ice cream" |
Posted by: Frank G 2008-05-31 18:43 |
#8 Take the pain but keep the swelling! That's easy.. take morphine for da pain, and shellac the member before the swelling goes down. [shellac the hell out of it! .. 10 coats ..no sanding in-between...coats] |
Posted by: RD 2008-05-31 18:35 |
#7 Doctor, Take the pain but keep the swelling! |
Posted by: Bright Pebbles 2008-05-31 11:28 |
#6 So, the trick is to get bit once, not twice? |
Posted by: anonymous5089 2008-05-31 11:24 |
#5 About half of the bites of Brown snakes contain venom. |
Posted by: JohnQC 2008-05-31 11:03 |
#4 What did he say Boss? He say you gonna die man! This dirty joke in french (NSFW, I guess) |
Posted by: anonymous5089 2008-05-31 09:47 |
#3 To answer 5089..... What did he say Boss? He say you gonna die man! |
Posted by: George Smiley 2008-05-31 09:01 |
#2 So, did he survive thanks to someone sucking the venom out of the wound? /subtil humor mode |
Posted by: anonymous5089 2008-05-31 08:56 |
#1 Not good to piss on a snake. Better to run over it with your jeep. Anyway, instant amputation would have been the fix. |
Posted by: Woozle Elmeter 2700 2008-05-31 08:46 |