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Many Dutch prepare for 2012 apocalypse
2008-06-24
Thousands of people in the Netherlands say they expect the world to end in 2012, and many say they are taking precautions to prepare for the apocalypse.
Lemme get this straight: What's gonna happen in 2012?
'The world's gonna end!'
And what're you doing?'
'Making preparations!'
Preparations for what?
'To survive it!'
The Dutch-language de Volkskrant newspaper said it spoke to thousands of believers in the impending end of civilization, and while theories on the supposed catastrophe varied, most tied the 2012 date to the end of the Mayan calendar, Radio Netherlands reported Monday.
'Villem! Look at the calendar! It's April 1st, 2012!'
'But that means...!'
'Yes. There is no April 2nd. We've run out of days.'
De Volkskrant said many of those interviewed are stocking up on emergency supplies, including life rafts and other equipment.
Very handy for when the sun goes nova.
Some who spoke to the newspaper were optimistic about the end of civilization. 'You know, maybe it's really not that bad that the Netherlands will be destroyed,' Petra Faile said. 'I don't like it here anymore. Take immigration, for example. They keep letting people in. And then we have to build more houses, which makes the Netherlands even heavier. The country will sink even lower, which will make the flooding worse.'
'On the other hand, as soon as all the Moroccans have moved here, I'm moving to Casablanca.'
Posted by:tipper

#11  If the Mayan calender predicted the end of the world I have to wonder what it said about the year the Aztec's crushed them, or the year the Spanish arrived . Silly Mayans were like the Global warming folks. Freaking out about things too far in the future and ignoring those trying to kill them here and now.
Posted by: rjschwarz   2008-06-24 16:44  

#10  Come-on people, everybody knows that the date of worlds end must be divisible by the first 7 primes.
Posted by: g(r)omgoru   2008-06-24 14:17  

#9  Sounds like Petra plans on watching it all on TV.
How many feet in a yard, Petra?
Posted by: tu3031   2008-06-24 11:14  

#8  So, the more people believe it, the more people go out and get a loan and go on a spending spree. Then comes the day the first payment is due, and thus the end of the world as we know it.
So, I suggest we forgive all debt and start a new world.
I'm king, I called it.
Posted by: wxjames   2008-06-24 11:12  

#7  Maybe I'll go ahead and gt that balloon loan after all.
Posted by: bigjim-ky   2008-06-24 10:36  

#6  The world will end in 2012? Whew! I bet they will be right this time, unlike all the other predictions.
Posted by: DarthVader   2008-06-24 09:24  

#5  JFM, we show up at the polls, not just because of who is running for President. The votes for the House and Senate are just as important, if not more so.
Posted by: Procopius2k   2008-06-24 09:08  

#4  Probably true. If Obama getes elected then Iran gets nukes and the day after it will be providing them to terrorists.

(That was a message to people planning to vote for freaks or stay home because they find MacCain is not conservative enough or beacuse "Republic will not crumble if Obama gets elected but people will get a taste of socialism". What is at stake in 2008 is our lives
Posted by: JFM   2008-06-24 07:06  

#3  Does that mean the UK won't have to repay the debt for the 2012 Olympic SportPolitics event?
Posted by: Bright Pebbles   2008-06-24 06:14  

#2  This has got fake written all over it. Shame on the press for reporting this.

Oh, right, they'd have to have a sense of shame, first.
Posted by: gromky   2008-06-24 05:32  

#1  Interesting that they are still building to accomidate newcomers. Perhaps they should consider reclaiming some more land and resettle the immigrants there. Let them build all the new fancy mosques in the new reclaimed lands.
Posted by: rjschwarz   2008-06-24 05:05  

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