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-Lurid Crime Tales-
Idiot of the Day submission : Manure thief falls into dung, flees naked
2008-06-30
BERLIN (Rooters) A woman trying to make "manure bombs" using stockings, slipped into a slurry tank and fled the scene naked, German police said Friday.

Two women entered a farm in the northern village of Eberholzen Wednesday evening and started to fill the stockings with manure.

"One of them slipped into the manure tank, right into the cow muck," said a spokesman for local police. "The other one helped her out. We found their clothes in a field. One seems to have run off completely naked, the other in her underwear, and both of them all covered in...."

Police said it was unclear what the women had intended to do with the "manure bombs," but added the incident could be linked to victory celebrations surrounding the Euro 2008 semi-finals on Wednesday evening, when Germany beat Turkey 3-2.

"The women can get their clothes back from the local police station -- unwashed," the spokesman added.
"And hurry up to get them back, please!!!"
Posted by:anonymous5089

#4  I've never celebrated the World Series or Superbowl with...shit.
Posted by: bigjim-ky   2008-06-30 18:39  

#3  Naked dung-covered Turkish women? They could make a fortune in San Francisco.
Posted by: Atomic Conspiracy   2008-06-30 15:38  

#2  Al Reuters, the world leader in fecal news.

I have to give them credit for a great headline, bound to be one of the all time classics, along with "Headline Body in Topless Bar" and "UFO with Confederate Flag Buzzes Bullfight."
Posted by: Atomic Conspiracy   2008-06-30 15:16  

#1  Police said it was unclear what the women had intended to do with the 'manure bombs,' but added the incident could be linked to victory celebrations surrounding the Euro 2008 semi-finals on Wednesday evening, when Germany beat Turkey 3-2.

Just a guess, but might she be...Turkish?
Posted by: tu3031   2008-06-30 13:30  

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