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India-Pakistan
Terrorists develop 'suicide underwear'
2008-07-31
Would-be suicide bombers could be using explosives "underwear briefs" rather than explosives jackets to evade "conservative" body searches, sources said on Wednesday.

Sihala Police College forensic lab sources told Daily Times that the study of recent suicide attacks showed that suicide bombers used "explosives-laden" under-garments, briefs in particular, to carry out the attacks.

The sources said that the explosives could weigh between five kilogrammes to seven kilogrammes, made deadly by adding glass splinters, metal ball bearings and bullets. The law enforcers normally search upper body parts sparing the "privates", the sources said, hence assailants are increasingly using the lower body parts to dodge the searches. The sources said that forensic experts were trying to devise methods to pre-empt suicide bombing. The experts have achieved successes in "Post Bombing Investigation," the sources said, adding that resources are sharpening "Pre Bombing Investigation" techniques.
Posted by:Fred

#13  #1 Aaaaawwww, I wanted to say it!

* "Thongs" > D **** NG IT, THATS TOO MUCH INFORMATION! Now I've got images of DAVID HASSELHOFF in my head which I can't get rid of.
Posted by: JosephMendiola   2008-07-31 23:30  

#12  So it also acts as a sexual re-assignment device in men...
Posted by: DarthVader   2008-07-31 15:31  

#11  Darwin Cup, comes with free pee tube just in case you live.
Posted by: wxjames   2008-07-31 10:41  

#10  We used to find their heads 50 yards down the street. Now [redacted]
Posted by: KBK   2008-07-31 08:56  

#9  ...made deadly by adding glass splinters, metal ball bearings and bullets.

That's gotta chafe pretty bad...
Posted by: Raj   2008-07-31 08:36  

#8  Heh,

The Ole' Wahhabi Wedgie!

Ouch!
Posted by: DanNY   2008-07-31 07:33  

#7  That's pretty rich, considering one of the lil' secrets of suicide bombers is that they go extra lenghts to "secure" their genitalia, wrapping them in cloth or aluminium foil so it can "enter" paradise undamaged, and they can use their precious pecker with the virgins. After all, isn't that the whole point of islamic martyrdom?

Incidentally, having the mortal coils of the main suspect (if foul play was indeed involved) found wearing multiple layers of underwear was one of the many suspicious facts about the 2001 AZF explosion, leading many and not only conspiracy theorists to believe this was the very first major terror incident right on the heels of 9/11... but the lid was put on it by both socialist PM jospin and president ben shiraq (and if the terror aspect is only plausible, the active involvement of both to make sure the terror option was NOT explored is well documented).
Posted by: anonymous5089   2008-07-31 07:32  

#6  How about exploding Iron Jocks, a little plastique in the cup would do the trick. Easier to manufacture without having to fiddle with ball bearings ans broken glass.

Pack it in, strap it on, and your good to blow go.
Posted by: GolfBravoUSMC   2008-07-31 06:18  

#5  "... or are you just glad to see me?"

Sorry, someone was going to say it - may as well be me.
Posted by: Gladys   2008-07-31 06:16  

#4  Cultural differences: In Vietnam, many Army aviators were known to sit on their flak jackets, while others went so far as to create various ingenious and bizarre looking armored jock-strap contraptions.
Posted by: Atomic Conspiracy   2008-07-31 05:37  

#3  suicide bombers used "explosives-laden" under-garments, briefs in particular

Boxers would be a dead give away because the ball bearings would rattle. Thongs and bras under development. That explains the law suits at Victoria Secrets, weak prototypes.

evade "conservative" body searches

They would never evade a bouncer at a bar in San Francisco's Castro District.

adding glass splinters, metal ball bearings and bullets

I bet that smarts when it goes off.

sharpening "Pre Bombing Investigation" techniques

That's the ticket, a poke in the privates with a sharp instrument.
Posted by: GolfBravoUSMC   2008-07-31 05:27  

#2  Victoria's Secret Weapon?

(thought of that one myself)
Posted by: Atomic Conspiracy   2008-07-31 05:25  

#1  Fruit of the Boom?

(h/t "Wilderstaf" at LGF)
Posted by: Atomic Conspiracy   2008-07-31 05:22  

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