McCain: Paris supports drilling!
I'm with Fred. She'd certainly do a better job than Obama, and maybe better than McCain. More there than meets the eye.
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| Paris Hilton responds to McCain, announces candidacy |
| 2008-08-06 |
See more funny videos at Funny or Die Paris Hilton has finally responded to the taunting attack ad which so insensitively compared her to Barack Obama. Paris shows that unlike either Obama or rival John McCain (to whom she refers herein as "that wrinkly white-haired guy"), that she can gracefully and eloquently explain complicated matters of energy policy...while wearing a bikini and heels and looking at magazines. "I'm not from the olden days and I'm not promising change like that other guy," she explained. "I'm just hot." But though her aspirations may have been limited before, that all changed when McCain exploited her image in his ad. "Which I guess means I'm running for president," Hilton pledged. Hilton then explains her energy plan, an incredible feat unto itself, as the heiress explodes all prejudices against her intellectual prowess by saying like 25 big words in a row without messing up. If no one else has done so yet, I would like to be the first to endorse Paris Hilton for president of the United States. |
| Posted by:Fred |
| #15 I'd ask her and T. Boone Pickens to fly her out to a few off-shore rigs to show how safe and well maintained they are. |
| Posted by: Besoeker 2008-08-06 17:44 |
| #14 If the McCain campaign is awake they'll float the idea of inviting her to participate in McCain's next town hall meeting attached to a comment about Obama's refusal to show. |
| Posted by: AzCat 2008-08-06 16:47 |
| #13 Is she running as a Skankacrat or a Skankican. What a POS. I'm ashamed I wasted this much time on her. |
| Posted by: GolfBravoUSMC 2008-08-06 15:03 |
| #12 P0rn stars run for office in Italy a lot. Just a suggestion. |
| Posted by: tu3031 2008-08-06 14:35 |
| #11 I think McCain found his VP..... Watching the Islamotards heads explode at state receptions and dinners might be worth it. And it'll keep her off the street. And she has the 'relations' experience down pat. |
| Posted by: CrazyFool 2008-08-06 13:38 |
| #10 Economy? She made like 175M$ last year, owns her own hotel. If a storage unit didn't get paid, that's obviously her accountant's fault. She's not going to be involved personally at that level of detail. |
| Posted by: KBK 2008-08-06 13:06 |
| #9 Funny (sad?) thing is, her "energy policy" is far more developed and smarter than Pelosi/Obama's. |
| Posted by: OldSpook 2008-08-06 12:43 |
| #8 And who won that Lindsy Lohan vs Paris celeb feud? Can the two work together as sort of a dream-team ticket? |
| Posted by: rjschwarz 2008-08-06 11:45 |
| #7 I fear Paris's dealing with the economy. I mean she's got money and forgot to pay for some stupid storage unit so her possessions were sold? Yeah, that'll work out well on a national scale. |
| Posted by: rjschwarz 2008-08-06 11:44 |
| #6 I too have heard she is a big supporter of drilling. Has considerable experience too--maybe more than the other candidates. |
| Posted by: JohnQC 2008-08-06 10:12 |
| #5 Maybe if he asks her real nice like, she can replace Austin Goolsby, who stank up the place on CNBC's Squawkbox this morning. |
| Posted by: Perfesser 2008-08-06 09:49 |
| #4 I've always said that girl will go far. In fact, I've seen the movie where she goes all the way and then some. |
| Posted by: Fred 2008-08-06 09:27 |
| #3 McCain: Paris supports drilling! I'm with Fred. She'd certainly do a better job than Obama, and maybe better than McCain. More there than meets the eye. |
| Posted by: KBK 2008-08-06 01:26 |
| #2 HMMMMMMM, so does this mean Cuzin PARIS will visit DISNEYLAND, FLORIDA + MALL OF AMERICA wid her Commie captors at a time she was suppos to had been tortured and abused in a North Vietnam POW facility??? D *** NG IT, HOW CAN HANOI WIN THE VIETNAM WAR! Oh wait, it did. |
| Posted by: JosephMendiola 2008-08-06 00:40 |
| #1 She isn't 35 yet, except around her …. |
| Posted by: Eric Jablow 2008-08-06 00:25 |