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Paris Hilton fires back at McCain's "Celeb" ad
2008-08-06
Paris Hilton has fired back in response to presumptive Republican presidential nominee John McCain's "Celeb" ad comparing the 27-year-old heiress to Barack Obama. The less-than-two-minute spot, paid for by the comedy video Web site, funnyordie.com. It features Hilton sprawling in a lounge chair in a swimsuit. The socialite mocks McCain's ad, saying, "I want America to know that I'm, like, totally ready to lead."
OOH! Like, that's gonna leave a mark. I hope Cindy doesn't get the wrong idea about the pink lipstick Obama left on McCain's knee.
What are Hilton's thoughts on energy policy? She says her position is a "hybrid" of Obama and McCain's. "Energy crisis solved," the heiress declares.
A hybrid? I guess now we need to know which week she is talking about so we know which of Obama's plans to refer to.
Hilton, who's built a career out of being a celebrity, also reveals her pick for vice president and plans while in office. "I'm thinking Rihanna. I'll see you at the White House. Oh, and I might paint it pink. I hope that's cool with you guys," she says.

"I'm Paris Hilton and I approve this message because I think it's totally hot."

The McCain camp responded to Hilton's ad Tuesday. "It sounds like Paris Hilton supports John McCain's 'all of the above' approach to America's energy crisis - including both alternatives and drilling. Paris Hilton might not be as big a celebrity as Barack Obama, but she obviously has a better energy plan," says McCain spokesman Tucker Bounds.
Must . . . keep . . . straight . . . face!!!
Posted by:gorb

#6  I liked the Ad - 'Cuzin Paris' choice of attire is upstanding, although personally I think she could've selected better shoes + change body positions in a sequence.

MARKETING + PUBLIC RELATIONS = "TOTAL PACKAGE/IMAGE" DEAL!
Posted by: JosephMendiola   2008-08-06 19:33  

#5  Her swimsuit is hideous and must leave bizarre tan lines.
Posted by: rjschwarz   2008-08-06 11:43  

#4  Paris has grown as an entertainer since the sex video. She is much more believable now.
Posted by: mhw   2008-08-06 09:58  

#3  All right, that settles it, I'm voting for Paris.
Posted by: Perfesser   2008-08-06 09:42  

#2  I'm no fan of Paris, but it does appear she's at least able to laugh at herself. That's more than you can say about Barack Obama.
Posted by: Mike   2008-08-06 09:08  

#1  Oh, almost forgot the most important part!
Posted by: gorb   2008-08-06 04:55  

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