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| Police free 26 cheerleaders from elevator at University of Texas |
| 2008-08-06 |
| Woo-hoo!!! Police and firefighters were called to the University of Texas' Jester Hall to free 26 cheerleaders who had crammed themselves into an elevator. Hey, chief. Just got a call. There's twenty six cheerleaders trapped in an elevator.! Let's roll, men!! A group of 14- to 17-year-olds attending Texas Cheer Camp in Austin decided to see how many girls they could squeeze into the elevator around 6 p.m. Tuesday, campus police said. Hehehe... it'll be fun! The elevator successfully descended from the fourth floor to the first, but the doors refused to open. The panicked girls managed to wiggle a few cell phones free to call for help. But it took about 25 minutes before a repairman was able to fix the door, police said. Hey, Beavis. He said the cheerleaders were...wiggling...heheheheheheheheheh. “It’s dangerous actually,” said Rhonda Weldon, director of communications for the UT Police Department. "They’re lucky that that’s all that happened." Jealous bitch... One teen fainted and was treated and released from a nearby hospital. Two others were treated at the scene. Should we start CPR, chief! C'mon, Johnson... they're awake. Okay! Hiemlich manuever then! “Take the sign seriously,” Ms. Weldon said. “There are signs everywhere: No more than 15 people or 3,000 pounds.” What makes you think they can read? |
| Posted by:tu3031 |
| #10 Sounds both enticing and horrifying all in the same moment. |
| Posted by: DarthVader 2008-08-06 16:16 |
| #9 The two male cheerleaders in the group were unhappy at the rescue and hoping for more wiggling in the crowded elivator. Well at least one was, the other needed to get his nails done. |
| Posted by: piggie 2008-08-06 14:16 |
| #8 "so there I was...trapped in an elevator with 24, no...26, nubile cheerleaders. I was ready to fulfill my wildest fantasies. Unfortunately we were packed so tightly I couldn't move, and as I was last in, I was facing the door.... and I had just 30 minutes before drank a 64 oz Super Big Gulp soda...I started to panic" /rejected Penthouse Letters, Vol IV |
| Posted by: Frank G 2008-08-06 14:06 |
| #7 Going down? |
| Posted by: ed 2008-08-06 14:06 |
| #6 And thus millions of adolescent male fantasies are spawned.... |
| Posted by: CrazyFool 2008-08-06 13:54 |
| #5 You know, granted that school was many years ago, I recall that cheerleades were selected by looks and bra size, not intelligence. |
| Posted by: Redneck Jim 2008-08-06 13:44 |
| #4 Never underestimate the power of stupidity in large numbers. |
| Posted by: Redneck Jim 2008-08-06 13:40 |
| #3 Officer - give me those handcuffs and we'll all have a good time! Just say'n . . . . |
| Posted by: GORT 2008-08-06 13:28 |
| #2 Officer - give me those handcuffs and we'll all have a good time! Just say'n . . . . |
| Posted by: GORT 2008-08-06 13:28 |
| #1 My wife's probable response to this might be... Well since the skinny little bitches only weigh 50 lbs apiece, they should have had plenty of room. |
| Posted by: bigjim-ky 2008-08-06 12:51 |