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-Lurid Crime Tales-
Woman kills boyfriend for drinking her beer
2008-08-08
I like my beer. But not that much...
A West Side woman who allegedly stabbed her elderly boyfriend to death because he was drinking her beer was ordered held Thursday in lieu of $500,000 bail.
That'll buy a lotta beer.
Regina Williams, 55, of the 1000 block of North Waller Avenue appeared in Cook County Bond Court before Judge Israel Desierto, charged with first-degree murder in the slaying of Willie Anderson, 77, of the 2200 block of West Monroe Street.
...and I'll bet Willie thought he'd finally found "the one".
About 6 p.m. Wednesday, the two were sitting in Anderson's car outside his home when Williams became angry that he was drinking her beer, authorities said. They began to quarrel, and Williams allegedly pulled a knife she carried for protection and began stabbing Anderson.
I'll cut ya, man, I'll cut ya...
Anderson yelled for help, but Williams continued to stab him, Assistant State's Atty. Susanne Groebner told Desierto.
Get this crazy drunk bitch off me!
Afterward, Williams got out of the car and called down the street to Anderson's nephew, saying, "You better come get your uncle—I just killed him," according to her arrest report.
Oh. Okay...
Groebner said Williams got back in the vehicle and finished drinking her beer.
Wonder if murdering for it makes it taste better?
Williams is on probation for a 2007 felony conviction for aggravated battery. In that case she was convicted of spitting in the face of a Chicago Fire Department paramedic who was giving her medical treatment.
Yes, they're always so grateful...
Williams has a history of mental illness, according to the Cook County public defender's office.
Drunk and nuts. Nice combination...
Posted by:tu3031

#4  When the mountains change color, it's time to kill.
Posted by: Skunky Glins 5***   2008-08-08 22:08  

#3  Williams got back in the vehicle and finished drinking her beer.

Now that's cold!

Posted by: Sport Gonque2850   2008-08-08 17:02  

#2  Remember the "Drink Schlitz or I'll kill you!" commercials?
Posted by: Mike   2008-08-08 15:37  

#1  Mom was right- drinking while behind the wheel of a car is dangerous; in fact you could die!

Bet she gets off relatively easy; after all it was probably 'Lite' beer.

Posted by: USN, Ret.   2008-08-08 14:05  

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