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| Al-Q in Iraq: No cucumbers for you. And cover up those goats |
| 2008-08-12 |
| Besides the terrible killings inflicted by the fanatics on those who refuse to pledge allegiance to them, Al-Qa'eda has lost credibility for enforcing a series of rules imposing their way of thought on the most mundane aspects of everyday life. Sheikh Hameed al-Hayyes, a Sunni elder, told Reuters: "They even killed female goats because their private parts were not covered and their tails were pointed upward, which they said was haram. Sluts. Tempting them like that. They include a ban on women buying suggestively-shaped vegetables, according to one tribal leader in the western province of Anbar."They regarded the cucumber as male and tomato as female. Women were not allowed to buy cucumbers, only men." They're probably jealous. Cucumber envy... Other farcical stipulations include an edict not to buy or sell ice-cream, because it did not exist in the time of the Prophet, while hair salons and shops selling cosmetics have also been bombed. FILTHY INFIDEL ICE CREAM! |
| Posted by:tu3031 |
| #7 I know Al, it makes me want to call the ASPCA, they prolly don't even wear rubbers, think of what it could do to the goats. |
| Posted by: bigjim-ky 2008-08-12 17:36 |
| #6 I think it was the tails pointing upward that drove them over the edge. Al |
| Posted by: Frozen Al 2008-08-12 15:52 |
| #5 They can't be expected to maintain their self control when there are goat vaginas running aroud uncovered I guess. |
| Posted by: bigjim-ky 2008-08-12 13:17 |
| #4 C'mon, everyone knows Chunky Monkey is a zionist joooo flavor! I guess that a Banana Split is definately off the menu then. |
| Posted by: swksvolFF 2008-08-12 12:38 |
| #3 Let's see now. It's okay for a Muslim man to fondle a cucumber, but not for a woman. And as far as the female goat goes, haven't these idiots heard of burkas? Jheeze! I think some Al Qaeda guys could use some religious retraing. |
| Posted by: Richard of Oregon 2008-08-12 12:30 |
| #2 Chubby Hubby's pretty good, if over priced. |
| Posted by: lotp 2008-08-12 12:18 |
| #1 Cherry Garcia is the worst offender. |
| Posted by: Perfesser 2008-08-12 12:17 |