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Home Front: Politix
Chuck gone wild - Schumer at the Dem convention
2008-09-01
heh
Posted by:lotp

#8  CNN was all over reporting how the GOP CONVENTIN HAD BEEN SCALED BACK, yet did not report on the many empty seats during the DNC Opener???

D *** NG IT, BOYZ, SETTLE DOWN, PEOPLE IN GUAM ARE ACTUALLY TRYING TO HEAR THE CRICKETS CHIRP, like EDDIE MURPHY trying hard to hear a rock strike the bottom of a Bottom-less Pit in THE GOLDEN CHILD!
Posted by: JosephMendiola   2008-09-01 22:19  

#7  Spike, sadly, Schumer's Bible does not contain the Book of Armaments, nor does he have acquaintance of the one they call "Tim".
Posted by: Swamp Blondie in the Cornfields   2008-09-01 12:42  

#6  I would kill for a video of a Marine drill sergeant shouting that to recruits!

Posted by: JFM   2008-09-01 12:19  

#5  Swamp Blondie, simple, here are the instructions:
"First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.
Posted by: Spike Uniter   2008-09-01 12:06  

#4  HIM THROW LIKA GIRL! THROW LIKA GURL!
Palin take him out with a 200 ft. toss.
Posted by: .5MT   2008-09-01 10:24  

#3  Besoeker, he wouldn't know which part to toss.
Posted by: Swamp Blondie in the Cornfields   2008-09-01 09:22  

#2  Schumer, meanwhile, was described as obviously pained that he still must function under the shadow of Clinton.

Be a man! Challenge the wench to a hand grenade duel.


Posted by: Besoeker   2008-09-01 08:08  

#1  Repeal Amendment XVII.
Posted by: Nimble Spemble   2008-09-01 08:01  

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