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Palin Bags a Bigfoot! |
2008-09-16 |
WASILLA, AK - Records and eyewitnesses have come to light that prior to announcing her candidacy for the Vice Presidency; Sarah Palin shot a Bigfoot from a helicopter. A government helicopter was seen flying low over the Chugach National Park with what witnesses described as "a sexy librarian shooting out the side." Employees at a local bait shop report seeing a similar woman only hours before carrying an infant in a camouflage Baby Bjorn. The Bigfoot, or Sasquatch as it is known in scientific circles, was found dead on the outskirts of the park, just south of Wasilla, Alaska. Preliminary forensics reports confirm that an adult male Sasquatch was shot in the face with Palin's trademark 5mm M4 Carbine Assault Rifle. Environmental groups are in an uproar at the hunting death of a rare and notoriously reclusive species. Efforts to have the Sasquatch placed on the endangered species list have met with repeated opposition from state legislature, since protecting the 'Missing Link' could be seen as validating evolution. Gotta love the home of Batboy™ getting into the campaign. |
Posted by:OldSpook |
#6 Guys, I'm looking at the picture, and I think it was probably the same costume the guys in Georgia were trying to sell. Sorry. |
Posted by: Abdominal Snowman 2008-09-16 22:25 |
#5 You just know the [post-Elex 2000]GREAT STATE OF FLORIDA will want to sue SARAH for singlehandly wiping out their SWAMP APE TOURISM??? |
Posted by: JosephMendiola 2008-09-16 19:58 |
#4 Efforts to have the Sasquatch placed on the endangered species list have met with repeated opposition from state legislature, since protecting the 'Missing Link' could be seen as validating evolution. Hmm, I recall seeing that sort of thinking on Daily Kos when I used to troll there. |
Posted by: OldSpook 2008-09-16 16:49 |
#3 Looks like the ape may have come through the field on an ATV. He doesn't have a helmet. Hmmm, dangerous. |
Posted by: Richard of Oregon 2008-09-16 16:31 |
#2 And she'll have that north forty plowed before sundown too! |
Posted by: Procopius2k 2008-09-16 16:07 |
#1 A 5mm M4 carbine? Gotta get me one of those. |
Posted by: bigjim-ky 2008-09-16 15:53 |