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Drunk horny guy shoots self after being denied nooky |
2008-10-02 |
I'll show her! FORT MYERS, Fla. - Authorities say a Fort Myers man shot himself in the arm after his girlfriend refused to have sex with him. The Lee County Sheriff's Office reports that 29-year-old Jonathon Guabello and his girlfriend returned home from a bar early Wednesday morning. Ah. Alcohol. Not always our friend... The girlfriend told deputies that Guabello had wanted to get intimate, but she wanted to go to sleep. C'mon, schnookems. Ya know ya wan it. BUUUURRRRP... When Guabello became irate, authorities say the girlfriend went to a spare bedroom, and several minutes later she heard two gunshots. She told deputies Guabello came into her room and threatened her. He then stumbled into the kitchen and knocked himself unconscious. Not a good night for Jonathan... Guabello was charged with threatening violence and firing a weapon in an occupied dwelling. He was being held on $100,000 bail. Hey, baby, ya wanna come down a bail me out? |
Posted by:tu3031 |
#4 "Denied nooky" > he shot himself over a [pre-sex]Cookie??? Gut nuthin. |
Posted by: JosephMendiola 2008-10-02 21:48 |
#3 A triple-header for 'Idiot of the Day' today. |
Posted by: Glenmore 2008-10-02 20:18 |
#2 So, this is what happens when your blood goes from your big head to your little head.....not much thinnin' going on, Baba Louie...... |
Posted by: Uncle Phester 2008-10-02 15:49 |
#1 Additional charges being filed: seems his drunken state had impacted his ability to perform (so to speak) and was the real reason for the rejection. Cops are going to charge him with 'Assualt with a dead weapon..." |
Posted by: USN, Ret. 2008-10-02 14:15 |