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The Tale Of The Arab Flight Crew
2008-09-16
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The brand spanking new Airbus 340-600, the largest passenger airplane ever built, sat in its hangar in Toulouse, France without a single hour of airtime. Enter the Arab flight crew of Abu Dhabi Aircraft Technologies (ADAT) to conduct pre-delivery tests on the ground, such as engine runups, prior to delivery to Etihad Airways in Abu Dhabi. The date was November 15, 2007.

The ADAT crew taxied the A340-600 to the run-up area. Then they took all four engines to takeoff power with a virtually empty aircraft. Not having read the run-up manuals, they had no clue just how light an empty A340-600 really is.

The takeoff warning horn was blaring away in the cockpit because they had all 4 engines at full power. The aircraft computers thought they were trying to takeoff but it had not been configured properly (flaps/slats, etc.) Then one of the ADAT crew decided to pull the circuit breaker on the Ground Proximity Sensor to silence the alarm.

This fools the aircraft into thinking it is in the air.

The computers automatically released all the brakes and set the aircraft rocketing forward. The ADAT crew had no idea that this is a safety feature so that pilots can't land with the brakes on.

Not one member of the seven-man Arab crew was smart enough to throttle back the engines from their max power setting, so the $80 million brand-new aircraft crashed into a blast barrier, totaling it.

The extent of injuries to the crew is unknown, for there has been a news blackout in the major media in France and elsewhere. Coverage of the story was deemed insulting to Moslem Arabs. Finally, the photos are starting to leak out.
Posted by:Sherry

#10  I forgot what I was going to say.
Posted by: Squinty Slotch5289   2008-10-05 14:59  

#9  The invaluable PPRUNE board has a full incident dissection.
Posted by: Classical_Liberal   2008-09-16 21:32  

#8  ROFL, Steve.

Methinks you be right. :-D
Posted by: Barbara Skolaut   2008-09-16 21:26  

#7  Story would be more credible if it got some facts straight. The Airbus A380, not the A340-600 is the largest passenger plane yet built. And an A340-600 has a list price north of $200M. That said, I'm willing to believe the worst.
Posted by: Classical_Liberal   2008-09-16 21:14  

#6  Four months old.
Posted by: Nimble Spemble   2008-09-16 17:47  

#5  This brings back memories of stories my long departed dear Daddy told me about Saudia Airlines maintenance challenges. ;)
Posted by: Cornsilk Blondie, formerly known as Swamp Blondie   2008-09-16 17:40  

#4  I think we just found our next stock 'airplane crash' pic ...
Posted by: Steve White   2008-09-16 17:32  

#3  Just think what they'll be able to do with a nuke...
Posted by: M. Murcek   2008-09-16 12:08  

#2  Like the Egypt Air suicide plunge, this will somehow be blamed on non-Muslims since Muslims can do nothing wrong since there actions are God-willed.
Posted by: HammerHead   2008-09-16 11:30  

#1  In those post 9/11 days am I the only one who is nervous at the thinking that an Arab crew will fly a plane much bigger than the ones who brought down the Twin Towers?
Posted by: JFM   2008-09-16 11:20  

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