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Olde Tyme Religion
Koranic Science and urine prove Islam is the true religion
2008-10-07
Ooooh. A "a Palestinian expert on Koranic science". Let's all listen...
Dr. Ahmad Al-Muzain: The Prophet Muhammad said that there is no need to wash off the urine of the male infant. Only the urine of the female infant should be washed. In the case of the urine of the male infant, it is enough to sprinkle water lightly over it. From this, the religious scholars have concluded that the urine of the male is less impure than the urine of the female. This gives rise to many questions: Why is there a distinction between the urine of the male and the female? What is the wisdom in this? Is this, as some Orientalists claim, discrimination against the female, even in infancy? God forbid that this is true.
But, first, lets go to the scientific proof...
In order to prove the wisdom behind this, scientists from an Iraqi university have conducted a unique experiment. Of course, this experiment was supervised by a professor from the International Commission on Scientific Signs in the Quran and the Sunna. This experiment proved that a type of bacteria known as E. coli - and you can see a picture of this bacteria behind me... We found this type of bacteria in the urine culture of both male and female infants. What was strange, however, was that the urine of the male infant contained much fewer bacteria than that of the female.
Well. Isn't that amazing...
This proves unequivocally that this is the true religion, and that this knowledge was conveyed to the Prophet by Allah.
...and who can argue with that.
Posted by:tu3031

#16  the title makes a certain amount of sense.. internal logic of the semantics, ya know...
Posted by: Large Slesing1586   2008-10-07 21:03  

#15  I'll continue to be un-Islamic and reach for the baby wipes when it comes to the Tsarevich, thanks.
Posted by: Cornsilk Blondie   2008-10-07 17:23  

#14  #12 I'm not sure what all the 'he he' had to do with koranic science. Looks like some US election politics instead. Does this really belong on this thread?
Posted by: One Eyed Sputer4465   2008-10-07 15:19  

#13  The Prophet Muhammad said that there is no need to wash off the urine of the male infant

Gets them used to the smell when they grow up.
Posted by: KBK   2008-10-07 14:49  

#12  Is this what paleostain and arab universities spend their research money on?

He, he.
Posted by: g(r)omgoru   2008-10-07 13:45  

#11  urine of the male infant contained much fewer bacteria than that of the female.


I have always understood that love for an infant helps his/her body's natural immune sysem fight disease. So girls are second-class citizens, not as loved by parets, more subject to honor killings later on... So this might be accurate as to the description of what the urine contains...
Posted by: BigEd   2008-10-07 13:02  

#10  So men can pee on them, but women can't?
What if a man pees on the Koran? Is it unclean then?
Just asking.
Posted by: DarthVader   2008-10-07 12:43  

#9  A fine example of why Islamic Science (stop laughing!) has not progressed in the past millennium and is unlikely to do so in the near future.
Posted by: SteveS   2008-10-07 12:27  

#8  Is this what paleostain and arab universities spend their research money on?
Posted by: bigjim-ky   2008-10-07 12:16  

#7  Like I been sayin' - pisslam...
Posted by: M. Murcek   2008-10-07 12:10  

#6  So I take it only males can say 'Mohammand - Piss be upon him' while females cannot?
Posted by: CrazyFool   2008-10-07 12:03  

#5  sooo, I can pee on it but the wife can't use it to wipe.
Posted by: swksvolFF   2008-10-07 12:00  

#4  And for this, we helped these Maroons shake off S. Hussein and company.....sheesh.....
Posted by: Uncle Phester   2008-10-07 11:31  

#3  As soon as I went over the academic paper proving Islam was the true religion, I knew that urine would be involved.
"Hey - get a load of this piss"
Posted by: flash91   2008-10-07 11:09  

#2  I think these folks need a scientific double blind study. The template could be a wine taste test. A distinguished panel of imams can bring a jarful to their noses and appreciate the bouquet. Then a taste test, being sure to swoosh it around the mouth to get a full appreciation of it's unique qualities. But no swallowing, please. Judges can then score the specimen as blessed islamic male or impure hussy female.

Hell, make it a 16 week TV event ala American Infidel Idol.
Posted by: ed   2008-10-07 11:00  

#1  Have you had the E. Coli checked in your urine lately? For just twenty dollars, you can find out if you are right with Allah. Get your urine tested here, now!
Posted by: Richard of Oregon   2008-10-07 10:39  

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