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| Wife pours boiling water on hubby's johnsonal area |
| 2008-10-09 |
| The link's worth a look just for the mugshot. She looks quite happy with herself... A Bradenton woman told authorities Wednesday that her suspicion that her husband had an affair led her to pour boiling water on his groin, scalding the man. Was the bitch hot? Cuz now you are! Maverna T. Turay, 52, admitted to boiling a pot of water just after 1:30 a.m. and pouring it on her husband while he slept, according to Manatee County Sheriff's Office reports. Turay told deputies she had been drinking beer before the incident. Beer, cheating, scalding water, and Florida. A bad combination She said she attacked her husband of two years because she believed he had been cheating on her and he hadn't come home the night before, sheriff's reports said. Honey, don't pay the ransom! I escaped! Ealy Jones Jr., 51, declined to discuss the incident from a Tampa General Hospital burn unit Wednesday afternoon. He is listed in fair condition there, according to hospital spokeswoman Ellen Fiss."I am doing fine," he said. My johnson? Not so good. But I suppose she coulda cut it off so I can't complain. The sheriff's report said the couple went to the home of relatives, in the 7100 block of Sixth Avenue Northwest to watch Maverna's nieces and nephews. Sheriff's deputies responded to the home after Maverna's 16-year-old nephew called 911 when Jones ran screaming out of the house. Oh, damn. Sounds like Aunt Maverna got into the beer again... He had second-degree burns from the boiling water, according to sheriff's reports. ...and learned a valuable lesson I'm sure. Deputies arrested Maverna on a charge of aggravated battery causing great bodily harm. She was being held in the Manatee County jail on $7,500 bond. She looks like she'd do it again tomorrow... |
| Posted by:tu3031 |
| #10 coulda been worse, recommendations are to poke it with a fork before microwaving..... |
| Posted by: Frank G 2008-10-09 20:28 |
| #9 "Johnsonal" > WHOA, HAVEN'T HEARD THAT TERM IN LONG WHILE. Back in my younger days, that term here in Vietnam-era and Post-Vietnam/Nixon Guam [as per "Johnson & Johnson" Co. Baby Products] meant only the arse-buttock area, NOT "the Other"! |
| Posted by: JosephMendiola 2008-10-09 19:42 |
| #8 That's why it's a LURID crime tale, Scooter ... |
| Posted by: Steve White 2008-10-09 19:20 |
| #7 SUSPECTED of cheating. Evidently there was no evidence. Wonder what the snark would be if a man poured boiling water in a woman's snatch, based on mere suspicion? Can you say "DOUBLE STANDARD?" Yes... I knew you could! |
| Posted by: Scooter McGruder 2008-10-09 18:17 |
| #6 Hot water kills germs. If hubby was wandering, this was good disease prevention on her part. |
| Posted by: lotp 2008-10-09 17:59 |
| #5 ROFLMAO! Great in-line, tu! :-D I think I strained something.... |
| Posted by: Barbara Skolaut 2008-10-09 17:28 |
| #4 Apparently Ealy hid the sharp objects... |
| Posted by: Pappy 2008-10-09 16:59 |
| #3 This is too easy: Something about sterilizing meat.... Or quoting the ballpark frank commercial about cooking and plump...... |
| Posted by: USN, Ret. 2008-10-09 15:14 |
| #2 R - E - S - P - E - C - T ... |
| Posted by: Steve White 2008-10-09 14:09 |
| #1 Only second degree? Shoulda used the McD's coffee honey. It's worth millions. :) |
| Posted by: Procopius2k 2008-10-09 14:07 |