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| Barney The First Dog Strikes First Republican Blow Against Corrupt And Biased Media |
| 2008-11-07 |
| A Reuterista, no less! Excellent work, Barney. Republicans have been waiting for a prominent Republican official to finally go after the corrupt and biased media propaganda machine, and throughout this election campaign, there has been little promise that we would see it. At long, long last, one of our own drew some blood: Barney, the first dog, finally decided to bite a reporter. Apparently, he was as sick of the disgusting media jackals as I have become. Mind you, that Reuters journalist is fortunate that Barney did not bite him where I would have bitten him were I in Barney's place. Let us just say that he would have filed his future stories in a voice rendered permanently falsetto. I wrote an article titled, "Do Unto Obama as Liberals Did Unto Bush." Now I'm waiting for Barney's article on how to deal with the liberal media. I'm just wishing that Barney had run for President instead of John McCain. I get the sense he would have really gone after Barack Obama where it would have done some real damage... |
| Posted by:Atomic Conspiracy |
| #12 Aaaaawwwww, NO TEETH-BARING "RED DOGS" FUN SIDE GRAPHIC??? * FARK.com CATS > "MEH"! |
| Posted by: JosephMendiola 2008-11-07 22:12 |
| #11 I liked Laura's quip "Barney's sick of the paparazzi, too". Dogs are intuitive, Scottish terriers not an aggressive breed, and apparently smelled a rodent! |
| Posted by: Thealing Borgia 122 2008-11-07 10:49 |
| #10 I wanna see Cheney bite a reporter. And drink their blood while laughing maniacally... |
| Posted by: tu3031 2008-11-07 10:49 |
| #9 I expect the Reuter's headline to be: White House occupant bites reporter. |
| Posted by: rjschwarz 2008-11-07 10:38 |
| #8 Normally you show the dog the back of your hand, allow it to sniff you. This dork just went in all grabby like. No wonder he got bit. |
| Posted by: rjschwarz 2008-11-07 10:37 |
| #7 I think you should have the dog examined immediately. He could have caught some dread disease from that reporter. |
| Posted by: bigjim-ky 2008-11-07 10:22 |
| #6 Was the reporter current on all his shots? I'd hate for Barney to catch something. |
| Posted by: Cornsilk Blondie 2008-11-07 09:23 |
| #5 Mind you, that Reuters journalist is fortunate that Barney did not bite him where I would have bitten him were I in Barney's place File that under "Don't ask, Don't tell". |
| Posted by: Procopius2k 2008-11-07 09:10 |
| #4 Show us the way, Barney! |
| Posted by: Ptah 2008-11-07 08:06 |
| #3 he'll have to lick himself to get that awful taste out |
| Posted by: Frank G 2008-11-07 06:28 |
| #2 Oh noes! Now, his puppy mouth is not cleaner than an human mouth anymore! |
| Posted by: anonymous5089 2008-11-07 06:18 |
| #1 Video: Barney bites reporter Video: Barney bites reporter |
| Posted by: Atomic Conspiracy 2008-11-07 04:48 |