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'Flying coffin' kills widow on way to husband's funeral
2008-11-12
A woman died on the way to a cemetery when a traffic accident hurled her husband's coffin against the back of her neck.

Police say 67-year old Marciana Silva Barcelos was in the front passenger seat of the hearse when the accident occurred on Monday in the southern Brazilian state of Rio Grande do Sul. Mrs Barcelos died instantly.

The driver of hearse and Mrs Barcelos's son suffered minor injuries.

Her 76-year-old husband, Josi Silveira Coimbra, died on Sunday of a heart attack while dancing at a party.
Coincidentally, that's my second choice for the way I'd like to go. The first involves Patty Ann Brown and the Motel 6, but I won't go into details.
Posted by:john frum

#4  Waiting for the photoshop of a hearse with a sissy bar.....
Posted by: USN, Ret.   2008-11-12 14:58  

#3  Here comes a new list of safety regs for hearses.

What idiot decided that the 500-1000lb coffins wouldn't be secured, anyway?

One more argument for cremation.
Posted by: logi_cal   2008-11-12 11:39  

#2  When he said, "I'm taking you with me," he meant it.
Posted by: DarthVader   2008-11-12 08:47  

#1  'Flying coffin' kills widow on way to husband's funeral

or.....The Coimbra's last Samba.
Posted by: Besoeker   2008-11-12 07:37  

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