The most terrifying moment came when Vallie Collins was caught in the back galley of the plane — water seeping in from exits that would open only a crack, and dozens of passengers bearing down on her, frantic to get out."I need to send off one last text before I die!"
"Trying as hard as we could to push both of those doors," Collins said, recounting the moments after Flight 1549 touched down on the Hudson River on Thursday. "And the flight attendant said: `We probably only have two minutes.'"
"... before your phones are shorted out!"
Just seconds before, Collins had been convinced she would die on impact. Now, with the frigid river water swirling around her waist and seat cushions floating between the passengers, she believed she was going to drown.
Pulled down by the weight of her phone.
But there was daylight ahead, toward the front of the plane, and Collins, a 37-year-old mother of three from Maryville, Tenn., drew on her memories of being a high school cheerleader.
It was the combined light from the displays of all the phones as their owners were madly texting home.
"I put my hands up and said: "You can't get out this way. ... Go to the wings! Keep moving, people! We're going to make it. Stay calm."
"We'll get you to a place with some connectivity on the wing!"
It was only when she was safe aboard a rescue ferry that she felt her panic — and gratitude. "We were just very fortunate. Very blessed," Collins said.
Plenty of bars for everybody!
That sentiment was echoed by a number of passengers on the US Airways flight, amazed to be alive after the jet ditched in the water following an apparent collision with a flock of birds.
Birds must have been texting, too, and not looking where they were going.
"You've got to give it to the pilot," said Jeff Kolodjay of Norwalk, Conn. "He made a hell of a landing."
He kept the plane in sight of the cell tower the whole way down!
Soon after the plane took off from LaGuardia Airport for Charlotte, N.C., Collins — seated in the last row, in 26D — heard a boom and started smelling smoke. When the captain came over the loudspeaker and said "brace for impact," she immediately reached for her phone.
Unfortunately, there was no rope with which she could tie herself to it for safety should a large wave wash through the plane.
"I thought, `OK, I'm not going to see my husband and three children again.' And I just want them to know at this point, they were the No. 1 thought in my mind," she said hours after the ordeal.
Obviously. There was not even enough room for the thought to give them a call!
She sent them a text message: "My plane is crashing." There was no time for the final three words she wanted to include: "I love you."
Next time just say ILU.
Dave Sanderson, 47, of Charlotte, who works for Oracle Corp., was headed home after a business trip. The married father of four was in seat 15A, on the left side of the plane.
Doesn't matter what side you're on. As long as your texting arm is away from the aisle, you'll be OK.
"I heard an explosion, and I saw flames coming from the left wing and I thought, `This isn't good,'" he said. "Then it was just controlled chaos. People started running up the aisle. People were getting shoved out of the way."
Stop jostling me! Can't you see I'm trying to text here?
Kolodjay, 31, who had been headed to a golfing trip in Myrtle Beach, S.C., said he noticed a jolt and felt the plane drop. He looked out the left side of the jet and saw one of the engines on fire.
Damn! I shoulda sprung for the model with the QWERTY keyboard!
"Then the captain said, `Brace for impact because we're going down,'" Kolodjay said. "It was intense." He said some passengers started praying. He said a few Hail Marys.
Some even texted them, hoping they would land in God's in box before their moment came.
"It was bad, man," Kolodjay said. But he and others spoke of a sense of calm and purpose that quickly descended on the passengers and crew as the plane started filling with water and rescue boats swarmed to the scene. They decided women and children would be evacuated first.
They're shorter, and needed to get to higher ground so they could continue to text. Very logical.
"Then the rest of us got out," he said.
Just in time, too. Even with our arms stretched over our heads our phones were barely above the water!
One woman had two small children who couldn't swim. She held on to the infant, and Collins, aboard an emergency raft, grabbed hold of the older girl, who was not yet 3.
That's OK, neither could spell yet, so they didn't have phones.
"She was so scared. She had a little blue blanket, and she just was hunkered in my lap," Collins said. "She just kept biting on my left arm — she never said a word." The group was pulled aboard a rescue vessel.
I was done texting, so I gave the phone to her for comfort. She instinctively calmed down immediately.
Emergency medical service worker Helen Rodriguez was one of the first rescuers on the scene. She saw stunned, soaking passengers, saying "I can't believe I'm alive." The worst injury she saw was a woman with two broken legs.
Have you seen my phone? I gotta go back and get my phone!
Paramedics treated at least 78 patients, many for hypothermia, bruises and other minor injuries, fire officials said.
Patients and phones are doing fine now.
Police scuba divers arrived at the scene to see a woman in her late 30s or early 40s in the water, hanging onto the side of a ferry boat.
With one arm, and her phone with the other.
She was "frightened out of her mind," suffering from hypothermia and unable to climb out of the water, said Detective Robert Rodriguez of the New York Police Department.
At least she had the sense to hold onto her phone. It's that mother's instinct that saved it.
The detectives swam with her to another ferry and hoisted her aboard. As they were wrapping that up, another woman, who was on a rescue raft, fell off. So they put her on a Coast Guard boat.
Don't keep us in suspense, how's her phone? Did they hoist that up first, I hope?
About 70 passengers were taken to the New Jersey side of the river.
And their phones were taken to ATT for refurbishment.
Some looked "smiling and happy to be alive." Others were "a little stunned," said Jeff Welz, director of public safety for the city of Weehawken. "I'm looking at them and saying, `I don't know if I'd look good if I went through what they went through.'"
Everybody's happy to be alive and are looking forward to being reunited with their phones.