"They arrested him after a bomb mistakenly went off inside his house." | Aswat al-Iraq: An Iraqi army force on Monday arrested a shepherd for making bombs in west of Mosul, a military source said. "An Iraqi army force arrested a shepherd in Faqeerok village in south of Zamar district in west of Mosul for making bombs," the source told Aswat al-Iraq news agency. "They arrested him after a bomb mistakenly went off inside his house," he noted.
"Honey! Have you seen my bomb?"
"I put it in the oven, dear. I was afraid it would get knocked over."
"Okay. Say! What's the tasty smell?"
"I thought I'd bake you a pie!"
"In the...?"
"... oven?" |