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-Short Attention Span Theater-
Clown Fear Auction
2009-02-07
This auction is for a 3 day thrill ride through your greatest fear! ~CLOWNS~!!!! I will dress up as a clown and scare you for 3 days STRAIGHT, everywhere you go, I will follow, dressed as a clown.
People in Berkeley and similar enclaves purport to find clowns terrifying. Most of the rest of us, I think, still find them somewhere between mildly amusing and hilarious. On the other hand, we don't find vampires sympathetic, and we don't claim to believe that Snow White had sex with any of the seven drawfs, much less all of them.

As of this moment the bidding, starting at $25, has skyrocketed to... umm... $25.
Posted by:Anonymoose

#7  Clown are cousins of mimes. If a tree falls in the woods and kills a mime, does anybody care? Just askin'.
Posted by: Alaska Paul   2009-02-07 18:31  

#6  Hear, Hear, no Kenyan rules ME.
Posted by: Rednek Jim   2009-02-07 12:48  

#5   #4 don't include me, my POTUS is an American citizen.
Posted by: AlmostAnonymous5839   2009-02-07 12:32  

#4  Pffff 3 days that's nothing. We've put a clown in the White house for the next four years.
Posted by: Beavis   2009-02-07 09:40  

#3  http://plif.courageunfettered.com/archive/wc270.gif
Posted by: Anonymoose   2009-02-07 09:09  

#2  dehworldwonders

/fleet
Posted by: .5MT   2009-02-07 09:08  

#1  Just why were you searching for this?
Posted by: no mo uro   2009-02-07 06:44  

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