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Army deserter -- wearing thong -- arrested in Boulder
2009-02-24
BOULDER, Colo. -- A 21-year-old man wanted by the U.S. Army for desertion was arrested in Boulder over the weekend. In a strange twist, he was found wearing a woman's thong and had three pairs of women's underpants stuffed in his shirt pocket.

Boulder police said they received an anonymous tip Saturday that Christopher Mauger, who has a nationwide felony warrant for desertion, could be found in an apartment unit at 770 29th St. in Boulder. Police went to the apartment around 4 p.m. and caught Mauger, who was wearing Army camouflage pants, at the back of the building trying to climb down to the ground from the deck.

Mauger -- who Army officials say is from Centerport, N.Y. and was undergoing basic training at Fort Benning, Ga. -- told police that he left the base while he was on leave and didn't plan on returning.
Ooooooh, that's called 'desertion', not just AWOL.
Then he tried to run away, according to an arrest report. Two officers took Mauger to the ground and told him that he would be Tased if he didn't calm down, police said.

At that point, Mauger stopped resisting and allowed himself to be handcuffed, though he continued to try to pull away from the officers as they took him to their patrol car, police said.

He was ticketed for allegedly resisting arrest, a misdemeanor, and taken to Boulder County Jail. Jail staff found three pairs of panties in Mauger's shirt pocket and said he was wearing a woman's thong underneath his boxers. He refused to tell jail staff where the undergarments had come from and why he had them, police said.
They make him feel pretty ...
It's also not clear why Mauger was in Boulder. No one answered the door Monday at the apartment building where he was found by police over the weekend.

Edwin Fernandez-Cruz, an assistant investigations clerk with the U.S. Army Desertion Information Point at Fort Knox in Kentucky, said Monday that Mauger had been declared "absent without leave" by the Army on Jan. 7. He had enlisted in the service in early October.

Mauger had gone home to New York for the holidays, returned briefly to Fort Benning, and then left on Jan. 6 without authorization, Fernandez-Cruz said. He is a soldier with E Company, First Battalion, 19th Infantry at Fort Benning. Fernandez-Cruz said the Army put a warrant out for his arrest on a charge of desertion on Feb. 6.

He said Mauger will likely be sent to Fort Sill in Oklahoma to face disciplinary proceedings. "They will most likely kick him out of the service," Fernandez-Cruz said.

But first, Army officials from Fort Carson in Colorado Springs will need to get Mauger, he said. Dee McNutt, a public affairs officer with Fort Carson, said Monday they have not yet received a request from Boulder to pick up the soldier.

Mauger, who is being held at the Boulder County Jail, also faces a misdemeanor charge of resisting arrest. Sarah Huntley, a spokeswoman for the Boulder Police Department, said she is not certain which charge will take priority.
Posted by:Steve White

#17  D *** NG IT, MORIARITY, THATS TOO MANY PICS = TOO MANY PIXELS!
Posted by: JosephMendiola   2009-02-24 17:35  

#16  Beaucoup dinky dau, baby.
Posted by: mojo   2009-02-24 15:22  

#15  "Tiki in the coco" = "Dinky Dau"?
Posted by: bman   2009-02-24 15:13  

#14  Coffee in the nasal passages when I saw Klinger.
Posted by: Clem Whomock9006   2009-02-24 14:54  

#13  YJCMTSU
Posted by: Whiskey Mike   2009-02-24 14:05  

#12  Were the panties on his head?
Posted by: ed   2009-02-24 12:24  

#11  Some Army hater who Mauger pissed off wanted to purge their streets of anything military because hes an interloper in the "perfect" boulder left-wing scene. One moment when hes a soldier he might as well have leprosy, next moment when hes the disgraced victim of the MP's, he will become many organization's darling. I wish I could throw rotten tomatoes at him.
Posted by: GinzaNoodleGirl55   2009-02-24 12:17  

#10  "Anonymous tip", huh?

I'd guess he wore out his welcome.
Posted by: mojo   2009-02-24 12:04  

#9  But don't forget the name, because he'll turn up as a sock puppet for some anti-American group with the adjectives 'servicemen' or 'resister' or 'stop the..' as a vet with horrible memories of rape and pillage and mindless destruction committed during his tour(s) in Iraq or Afghanistan [or Fredrick's of Hollyweird].
Posted by: Procopius2k   2009-02-24 11:42  

#8  And if he threw away his army issue uniforms, for instance, that means he could be subject to desertion charges and not just AWOL. Throwing away one's army issue and uniforms shows intent to stay gone permanently.
However, IMHO, since he left before or around 180 days of service had elapsed officials might boot him out with a Failure To Adapt Chapter or OTH discharge. Hes one of those ones that should be let go, we saw the Army boot many of them at Basic because they poison the entire integrity of the Army. The Army doesnt need whackadoodles like this. I do hope they give him the max punishment to teach him a lesson about honoring ones commitments, though. Punish, then kick him out, nobody wants to serve alongside a ahem "girly man" of this calibur.
Posted by: GinzaNoodleGirl55   2009-02-24 11:20  

#7  Google says there was a "panty bandit" captured in Boulder. Perhaps he was an accomplice and that was the reason for the anonymous tip?
Posted by: Lagom   2009-02-24 10:29  

#6  I thought they didn't pursue deserters?

"They" don't. But they do put a hold order out on the national police nets. It's the police who pick them up. It usually happens as you see on COPS when the police screen for wants and warrants on someone they've pulled over or taken in for an unrelated offense. The police dept gets reimbursed for expenses involved till an MP's show up for the collection. That's what is so surprising about this arrest. The Boulder CO police did it. Usually such jurisdictions [ie lefty havens], the local politicos have directed their dept to look the other way and not contact the military [like SF and illegals].

Ooooooh, that's called 'desertion', not just AWOL.

There's a technicality. If he retained his ID card, it generally is handled as AWOL no matter how long the time, court precedent is that it shows the intent to return. However, in this case, unless he stuffed it in his body cavity, it appears he was picked up 'without'.
Posted by: Procopius2k   2009-02-24 09:04  

#5  "Tiki in the coco". Old Cockney expression meaning sick in the head. Tiki meaning malfunctioning, and coco, short for coconut.
Posted by: Anonymoose   2009-02-24 08:55  

#4  They make him feel pretty ...
Unsuccessfully.
Posted by: Spot   2009-02-24 08:28  

#3  I thought they didn't let them off post until they had finished basic training...
Posted by: Sgt. Mom   2009-02-24 08:22  

#2  ....and said he was wearing a woman's thong underneath his boxers.

Additional charges under the UCMJ include violation of the "don't ask, don't tell" rule.
Posted by: Besoeker   2009-02-24 05:57  

#1  I thought they didn't pursue deserters?
Posted by: gromky   2009-02-24 01:25  

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