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-Lurid Crime Tales-
La. police arrest growling man on drug charges
2009-03-17
MANSFIELD, La. (AP) - Authorities arrested a 32-year-old Texas man on drug charges on Thursday after construction workers saw him on his hands and knees, eating mud and growling like a dog. A woman who accompanied the man from Texas told investigators he had been wandering around the complex and eating dog food.

Sheriff's Lt. Horace Womack said a small bottle of PCP, a half-pound of marijuana and one-fourth ounce of crack cocaine were seized during the man's arrest.

The man was booked with possessing all three drugs with intent to distribute them. He was placed in a cell where jailers at the DeSoto Detention Center could keep an eye on him.
Posted by:Beavis

#6  Get the tranquilizer gun, Muldoon.

Ummm, boss will it work, he's pretty tranquil now.
Posted by: Redneck Jim   2009-03-17 19:25  

#5  There's probably two or three stories in Naked Mansfield. That's probably going to be the one for this decade.
Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain   2009-03-17 18:04  

#4  I'll be there as soon as I find my roller blades.
Posted by: Cesar Millan   2009-03-17 16:54  

#3  Get the tranquilizer gun, Muldoon. We got another Wolfman...
Posted by: tu3031   2009-03-17 16:02  

#2  I would like too see the video they are probably making of this man during the booking and resisting arrest faze
Posted by: rabid whitetail   2009-03-17 15:54  

#1  Sheriff's Lt. Horace Womack said a small bottle of PCP, a half-pound of marijuana and one-fourth ounce of crack cocaine were seized during the man's arrest.
Lemme be the first one to say that a man could have a purdy good time in Dallas with that.

Also: Woof!
Posted by: Shipman   2009-03-17 15:54  

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