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Woman handed ASBO for loud sex sessions
2009-04-17
A woman has been slapped with an Antisocial Behaviour Order (ASBO) after magistrates were forced to sit through tapes of her loud love-making sessions.

Caroline Cartwright, 47, was also fined £515 after being found guilty of breaching a noise abatement notice served on her after 25 complaints to police about her marathon sex romps with husband Steve. He escaped prosecution because he was less noisy than his more enthusiastic wife.

Their sessions were so loud that one partially-deaf neighbour told the court she hadn't had a decent night's sleep in two years.

The tape made in Ms O'Connor's flat was recorded through a sound-proofed wall, but words and the sounds of slapping were still audible.

Environmental health officer Pamela Spark told the court that she had listened to 23 recordings of the couple having sex. She said: 'There was an excessive screaming female voice on the recordings. I felt that the noise was a clear breach of the abatement notice at that level.'
Posted by:Glenmore

#4  Send a copy of the tape to Gitmo Bagram for keeping the 'detainees' up all night before morning interrogation after coffee.

Better yet, a Yoko Ono music library playthrough....talk about dilemmas for the Human Rights Parasite Lobby
Posted by: Frank G   2009-04-17 22:37  

#3  one partially-deaf neighbour told the court she hadn't had a decent night's sleep in two years.

Stop complaining about your disability and start enjoying LOUD SEX! You'll sleep much, much sounder.
Posted by: Besoeker   2009-04-17 22:33  

#2  The tape made in Ms O'Connor's flat was recorded through a sound-proofed wall, but words and the sounds of slapping were still audible.

I'd have the authorities pull the contractor's license and the building inspector's credentials if they signed off on it being 'sound proofed'. Send a copy of the tape to Gitmo Bagram for keeping the 'detainees' up all night before morning interrogation after coffee.
Posted by: Procopius2k   2009-04-17 17:45  

#1  Environmental health officer Pamela Spark told the court that she had listened to 23 recordings of the couple having sex.
I mean, I had to listen to them 23 times to make sure that they were really, really loud.
Posted by: Rambler in Virginia   2009-04-17 17:34  

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