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Iraq
Iraq cop: We need to get rid of mosques and get more whores
2009-04-21
BAGHDAD -- Vice is making a comeback in this city once famous for 1,001 varieties of it.

One police detective said he would not dream of enforcing the law against prostitutes. "They're the best sources we have," said the detective, whose name is being withheld for his safety. "They know everything about JAM and Al Qaeda members," he said, using the acronym for Jaish al-Mahdi or Mahdi Army, a Shiite militia.

The detective added that the only problem his men had was that neighbors got the wrong idea when detectives visited the houses where prostitutes were known to live. They really do just want to talk, he said.

"If I had my way, I'd destroy all the mosques and spread the whores around a little more," the detective said.
Give that man a raise, a promotion, and a bodyguard.
Posted by:mhw

#3  That detective is too smart to stay where he is and he is only going to get into trouble. He should be in a senior policy making job. Perhaps he could be an advisor to some of our senior politicians, who seem to know a lot about whores too.
Posted by: whatadeal   2009-04-21 18:49  

#2  Good idea! At least you get something in the screwing you get with the prostitutes. All you get in the screwing you get in the mosques is hope and promises of virgins. Sounds vaguely familiar.
Posted by: JohnQC   2009-04-21 17:01  

#1  bet you could make a killing off some black market pennicillin
Posted by: rabid whitetail   2009-04-21 13:05  

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