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| An even bigger turnip than Worzel |
| 2009-04-28 |
| When the going gets tough, rely on Gordon Brown to get going in the opposite direction. As his government disintegrates around him, mired in sleaze and incompetence, the Prime Minister has fled basket-case Britain and high-tailed it to Afghanistan and Pakistan. Frankly, I'm glad to see the back of him, if only for a few days. I've run out of invective. The bile mine is exhausted. What else is there to say about this bankrupt barmpot and his third-rate, Third World administration? But if he hoped this pointless trip was going to offer some respite from the train wreck back home, he was horribly wrong. In a typically inept display of bad manners, Brown managed to insult the Pakistanis on their own turf. He's a criminal liability at home and an ocean-going embarrassment abroad. Don't just take my word for it. In a poll on a Labour website to find the party's greatest leader of the past 30 years, Gordon has managed to scrape just two per cent of the votes. Michael Foot leads the way, with almost one-third of the votes cast. Old Worzel was merely responsible for the longest suicide note in history. Gordon is like a suicide bomber, determined to take the rest of us with him. |
| Posted by:Fred |
| #2 When I lived in London, you could always tell that when someone started laughing uncontrollably on the Tube they were either reading Richard Littlejohn or looking at a Matt front page cartoon in the Telly. |
| Posted by: Jack is Back! 2009-04-28 12:57 |
| #1 Anybody know why turnips affect fecal blood screening tests? |
| Posted by: Glenmore 2009-04-28 12:48 |