A new Fatwa™ published in Egypt determines that the source of all the existing pigs in the world is Jooooos, who were cursed by Allah™. The new edict was issued by Sheikh Ali Osman from the Egyptian Waqf™ ministry. Due to their Joooooish roots, Sheikh Osman sez, it is permissible to slaughter all the pigs. The religious scholar was quoted as saying by a Jordanian newspaper that he personally believes the source of the pigs is Jooooos and thus the consumption of pork meat is banned in Islam™.
He added that a person who consumes swine flesh is considered as one who consumed another "impure person." Sheikh Osman said his Fatwa™ is being supported by the heads of al Azhar™, but they fear to publicly confirm it. He said he still wait for response from al Azhar Fatwa Committee™ to get an official approval for his new edict.
