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-Lurid Crime Tales-
Waffle House waitress shoots customer
2009-05-13
A Clarendon County [South Caroline] waitress is accused of shooting a customer at the restaurant after the two had a dispute.
"Waitress! These eggs are overdone!"
[BANG!]

Yakeisha Ward, 29, is charged with assault and battery with intent to kill.
"Oh, what have I done?!"
"You shot her. Why?"

An early morning run for breakfast at the Waffle House on Paxville Highway in Manning turned terribly wrong for Crystal Samuel. "I thought I was gonna get me an All-Star," says Samuel. A popular meal on the menu. "Grits, sausage, toast, eggs and a waffle," says Samuel.
"Instead I ate hot lead!"
She didn't get what she came for. Instead, she says while she waited for her order, her friends started eating.
"Mmmm! Grits! Let's eat!"
That's when Samuel says she was told they couldn't eat from carryout trays inside the restaurant.
"Here, you people! Stop that! Stop it, I say!"
"I said what is your fuss about. I said we haven't paid for our food. She (Ward) said well you all got to leave. How you want us to leave and we ain't paid for the food yet," says Samuel.
"Then pay for yer food and get the hell out!"
That's when it got ugly. Samuel says she threw a waffle at the waitress.
"Look out! She's got a waffle!"
"Duck, Yakeisha!"

"I did actually throw some food but it didn't hit her," says Samuel.
"That wuz a close one!"
"That's when she (Ward) jumped across the counter and we got into it," says Samuel.
"Ain't nobuddy throws a waffle at me an' gets away with it!"
Clarendon County Sheriff Randy Garrett says the altercation continued outside
"Take it outside, youse guyz!"
where he says Ward got a gun from her car and a gun magazine from her trunk.
"Go fer yer guns, Yakeisha!"
"Wait a minute! I left my ammo in the trunk!"

"It's poor judgment on her part trying to settle this matter with a weapon.
"I mean, waffles were bad enough!"
"Either way she had time to think about what she was doing when she was walking to her car," says Garrett.
"I'm gonna walk to my car and grab some heat, that's what I'm gonna do!"
Investigators say Ward's gun discharged during the altercation.
[KABANG!]
They say a bullet fragment struck Samuel in the arm.
"Aaaaiiieee! My arm!"
"Deputies were close by when they rolled up in the parking lot the victim and the suspect were still engaged in a fight," says Garrett.
"Break it up, youse two!"
"She throwed a waffle at me!"
"Oh. Well. In that case..."

Before it ended, authorities say Ward struck the victim in the head with the gun.
[KONK!]
"She got the last lick,"says Samuel. Meanwhile Ward has bonded out of jail. On Tuesday afternoon, News 19 found her inside the Waffle House where the incident happened.
"Whuddyou want?"
"Not waffles!"

She declined to talk to us on camera but says she got out of jail after paying $500. As for Samuel, she has only one thing to say about Waffle House. "bad customer service," says Samuel.
"They don't shoot at you down at the IHOP!"
Investigators say it appears that Ward's gun was legally purchased.
But not legally discharged.
Posted by:Fred

#14  Sounds dumb, leaving your weapon in your car where it's hard to get to, probably banned in Waffle house's, Fine by me, I carry, then There's no need for waffle slinging.

Although this sounds weird, to get-your-gun, over a bad breakfast Waffle, there's gotta be more to this, (Like a horrendous temper probably) Wanna bet her Waitress days are over.
Posted by: Redneck Jim   2009-05-13 20:23  

#13  ...This happened about 65 miles from me - I've eaten there often and so does my son. The only thing that surprises me here is that it's taken so long to actually happen.

Mike
Posted by: Mike Kozlowski   2009-05-13 20:11  

#12  Friends don't let friends go to the Awful House.

When I want lead (or melamine) with my meal, I go for Chinese.
Posted by: SteveS   2009-05-13 17:01  

#11  umm she's charged with a felony right? bail on felonies start at $10,000 so how did she get out on $500?
Posted by: rabid whitetail   2009-05-13 16:50  

#10  Morale of the story?

Don't bring a Waffle to a Gunfight
Posted by: CrazyFool   2009-05-13 16:46  

#9  An early morning run for breakfast

Probably after a 'late night'.
Posted by: Pappy   2009-05-13 16:30  

#8  According to Yakeisha's MySpace page her influences are God and Tupac...

Seems like she desperately needs more God and less Tupac.
Posted by: Mike   2009-05-13 16:14  

#7  Bail?

Well, Steve, as long as everyone knows not to give her any backtalk she isn't really a public menace.
Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain   2009-05-13 15:12  

#6  ... but says she got out of jail after paying $500.

Bail? Bail? BAIL???
Posted by: Steve White   2009-05-13 14:19  

#5  I go to Waffle Houses for breakfast when I travel in the South. I do it because they are about the only thing open when I get on the road. I almost look forward to them. They are unique, and I do not plan to change my (somewhat risky) behavior. Everyone should frequent them, infrequently.
Posted by: Whiskey Mike   2009-05-13 13:54  

#4  When I read Waffle House waitress, I immediately thought "Nancy Pelosi".
Posted by: Spot   2009-05-13 13:44  

#3  













According to Yakeisha's MySpace page her influences are God and Tupac...

Interesting combination. I don't recall God whipping out his nine to force Noah to build the Ark...

Her 'about me' section contains the following gem:

LORD TODAY I ASK THAT YOU BLESS ME AND ALL OF MY MYSPACE FRIEND . KEEP ME COVER BYE UR SON JESUS CHRIST BLOOD .AND NO WEAPON FORM AGANIST ME NEVER BE ABLE TO PROSPER. BUT IN ALL THINGS I DO AND TOUCH I SHALL PROSPER. LORD GOD I ALSO ASK THAT U GIVE MY HATERS A NEW MIND AND LET THEM UNDERSTAND THAT HATIN IS JUST TO FAR GONE AND IT'S NOT RIGHT. AND LORD IF ANY OF MY HATER'S R SENDING ANY PRAYER REQUEST TO BE LIKE ME LORD I ASK THAT U DON'T GIVE THEM MY SWAG. ASLO GOD TO DA PERSON MAY BE READING THIS NOW DON'T LET THEM JUDGE


Guess you showed them haters, Yakeisha. But I won't judge...
Posted by: tu3031   2009-05-13 13:27  

#2  Friends don't let friends go to the Awful House.
Posted by: Cornsilk Blondie   2009-05-13 13:10  

#1  The story is hilarious, but it's your inline comments, Fred, that elevated it to the level of pure comedy gold.
Posted by: Mike   2009-05-13 13:02  

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