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-Short Attention Span Theater-
The Onion on Detroit: Not far from the truth, is it?
2009-05-15
DETROIT—As community leaders and members of the press looked on, Detroit mayor David Bing proudly hurled the first brick this week in a window-shattering ceremony for the city's newest dilapidated slum.

The result of three years of construction work and more than $24,000 in public funds, the rat-infested and crime-ridden development was unveiled to the public on Tuesday.

"It is my great honor to introduce to you the brand new Baneberry Heights," announced Bing, gesturing to the ramshackle subdivision behind him. "Filthy, dangerous, filled with violence and blight: It's all here, and it's all completely falling apart."

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Posted by:mom

#3  outstanding. A hoover doesn't even suck as much as Detroit.
Posted by: Andy Ulusoque aka Broadhead6   2009-05-15 16:32  

#2  Good satire has an undenible core of truth to it. This qualifies.
Posted by: Richard of Oregon   2009-05-15 15:31  

#1  It must be something in the water and accumulates over time.
Posted by: Procopius2k   2009-05-15 12:22  

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