 Pakistan on Saturday termed as 'mere fiction' an American TV report that the U.S has a plan to infiltrate Pakistan and take out its nuclear warheads.
| Ev'ryone knows the nukes are safe in Pakistain. They have special jinns for that sort of thing, you know. |
| Plus the Special Ops Efreets in the unlikely event the jinns call for backup. |
Fox News reported that U.S. Joint Special Operations Command which has units now in Afghanistan will take action to secure Pakistan nuclear arsenal if it is about to fall under the control of the Taliban, al-Qaeda or other Islamic extremists.
The Foreign Office spokesman said that Pakistan's multi-tiered and robust command and control structure is operational. "We are also fully capable of safeguarding our nuclear assets against any kind of threat," he said in a statement.
| There, there. Of course you are, FO Spokesman dear. Now drink up all your warm milk like a good boy, and you can play with your toys for a little while before bedtime. |
| I really miss Sherry Rehman ... |
"This is a sensitive matter which should not be subject to conjectures or miscalculations, reflecting wishful thinking of some self-styled experts on Pakistan's nuclear capabilities," the Spokesman added.
| But if you have a temper tantrum you will go to bed Right Now. Your choice, my dear. |
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