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| Redneck math, Meth+ three way sex=double stabbing |
| 2009-07-02 |
| Looks like an all expense paid trip to the Jerry Springer Show awaits... NIWOT, Colo. -- A Niwot woman accused of stabbing her fiancé and his friend in the back early Tuesday was engaged in a sexual threesome and drug use with the two men before they all started fighting, authorities said Wednesday. Wonder what the fight was about? Seconds, thirds, fifths? According to Boulder County sheriff's officials, Ruffin Griffin and Clint Cadigan, both 28, left a Niwot bar together at about 11:30 p.m. and went to the house where Griffin lives with Serena M. Brooks, 30, and their 6-month-old son. Hunny, ah'm home! N' I brout Clint wif me! A sheriff's report made public Wednesday indicates that all three of the adults started using methamphetamine and then engaged in three-way sex. During the encounter, the men began to argue and "fell to the floor" during a physical fight. Ah ain't inta that, Clint! While they were tumbling, Brooks grabbed a nearby steak knife which, according to the report, "they had been using to scrape the methamphetamine as they smoked it." When the men wouldn't stop fighting, Brooks stabbed them both in the back "in an attempt to break up the fight." Stop it! Stop it! Ouch ouch ouch! The couple -- Brooks and Griffin -- began yelling at each other, and Griffin allegedly hit the woman in the face before leaving with his friend. The men drove together to Boulder Community Hospital, where they were treated for serious, but not life-threatening, injuries. She jus don't unnerstan me, Clint! Brooks was treated later for injuries to her face. A hospital spokeswoman said Cadigan remained in intensive care Wednesday in fair condition, while hospital operators said Griffin was discharged Wednesday afternoon. Ah'll visit ya , Clint! When reached Wednesday afternoon, Griffin said he was feeling better and would likely heal in about three weeks. He declined to discuss specifics of what happened during the altercation but did say, "I want to apologize to the citizens of Boulder and Niwot for my irresponsible actions over the weekend." Thanks, Ruffin. I'm sure the citizens of both towns appreciate the sentiments. Sheriff's Cmdr. Rick Brough said deputies recovered drug paraphernalia from the home. Investigators believe that in addition to the suspected methamphetamine, the trio possibly was using marijuana and alcohol."Unfortunately, what we see is when you get alcohol, drugs and weapons involved ... someone gets hurt," Brough said. Thanks, commander. I'll write that down so I don't forget it. He said the child was asleep during the fight and wasn't hurt, but the adults were in no condition to properly supervise him, and the drug paraphernalia created a hazard. According to the sheriff's report, the door to the bedroom was left open during the drug use, fighting and stabbing so that Brooks could hear if the child cried. Oh...well. Who wants to nominate her for Mother of the Year? Brooks faces possible charges of first-degree assault and child abuse. She is being held at the Boulder County Jail on $50,000 bond. I'll wait fer ya, Serena! Reached Wednesday morning, one of Cadigan's family members declined to comment. Ummmmmmm...whadda ya want us to say? A phone listing for Griffin was no longer in service. The comments at the link are priceless. |
| Posted by:tu3031 |
| #8 And y'all wonder why I'm a recluse... |
| Posted by: Old Patriot 2009-07-02 23:03 |
| #7 Dear Lord, thank you so much for giving me the family that I have! LMAO @ the story, the in-line comments, and the comments, there and here. |
| Posted by: ryuge 2009-07-02 18:57 |
| #6 Odd thing: two guys fight during a threeway the chick grabs a knife. 2 girls do that, the guy will be running for his camera. Smalltown meth heads - started with marijuana & booze. Read the arrest report. Everything was apparently OK with the female supplying all the action to either or both, but when she started tooting the visitor's horn and her boyfriend decided to help her, that's when the fight broke out. Seems the girl and her boy both like guys, and the guest got a bit of unexpected unwanted action. |
| Posted by: OldSpook 2009-07-02 16:44 |
| #5 Nah, Redneck Math is 1+1=anywhere up to 15 kids. |
| Posted by: Redneck Jim 2009-07-02 16:03 |
| #4 More comments at the link: at 10:02 am Sounds like these guys may have accidentally "crossed swords" and it resulted in a fist fight. Rather than throwing some cold water on the two, Serena went with the next best thing - a sharp knife to the back. Man, my weekends are pretty dull in comparison. at 10:18 am Dear Penthouse Forum, I never thought this would happen to me... at 10:21 am I like how the guys made up and drove to the hospital together. at 10:56 am "Then he shouted, 'Hey! You were supposed to wait in the car!' And that's when the argument started." at 12:44 pm A double stabbing after a double stabbing? Quite the little redundant encounter. at 3:15 pm So, one of the guys is her fiancée, would the other be the "best man"?? One can only imagine how THAT wedding night will go! Probably also wanna keep the knife away from her when it's time to cut the cake. at 3:50 pm "nothing helps two dudes bond more than driving to the hospital together with crazy b*tch stab wounds." |
| Posted by: Steve White 2009-07-02 15:39 |
| #3 My favorite comment at the link (but I'm only to #2 so far): She is sexier than a new set of snow tires! |
| Posted by: Steve White 2009-07-02 15:27 |
| #2 tu3031, old buddy, you scare me the way you find these stories ... |
| Posted by: Steve White 2009-07-02 15:21 |
| #1 A There, fixed it for ya. |
| Posted by: Mike 2009-07-02 15:11 |