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Run for your lives--it's the Mongolian Death Worm!!!! | |
2009-08-08 | |
ARMED with explosives, two men are heading to Mongolia's Gobi Desert to find the fabled acid-spitting and lightning-throwing Mongolian death worm. The worm has never been documented but some Mongolians are convinced it exists. They call it Allghoi Khorkhoi, or "intestine worm" because it resembles a cow's intestine and is about 1.5m long. The worm apparently jumps out of the sand and kills people by spitting concentrated acid or shooting lightning from its rectum over long distances, NZPA reports.
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Posted by:Mike |
#9 Noone asks me about these things. Anyway, they taste lousy no matter how you prepare them. |
Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain 2009-08-08 19:25 |
#8 This looks like a job for Burt Gummer! |
Posted by: Don Vito Anginegum8261 2009-08-08 18:07 |
#7 Broke into the wrong God damn rec room, didn't ya you bastard! |
Posted by: swksvolFF 2009-08-08 17:08 |
#6 Speaking as your Ecological Advisor, I recommend introducing a population of chupacabras to keep this pest under control. |
Posted by: SteveS 2009-08-08 14:18 |
#5 Paul Atreides could not be reached for comment. |
Posted by: no mo uro 2009-08-08 13:59 |
#4 It's not hard to see a Mongolian Death Worm. Just drink a quart of sour mash whiskey a day for an entire year. Then stop. |
Posted by: Anonymoose 2009-08-08 13:57 |
#3 It's related to the Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka. |
Posted by: DMFD 2009-08-08 12:37 |
#2 sounds like 13th Warrior's glowworm |
Posted by: Frank G 2009-08-08 11:52 |
#1 Sounds potentially useful. Maybe instead of killing it they should try to make a deal. |
Posted by: Richard of Oregon 2009-08-08 11:42 |