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-Short Attention Span Theater-
Levi Johnston, baby daddy of Sarah Palin grandson, vows to keep his Playgirl photo spread 'classy'
2009-10-25
Levi Johnston, the baby daddy of Sarah Palin's grandson, is looking forward to his photo spread in "Playgirl," but he promises to "keep it classy."

In an interview with Star magazine hitting stands nationally Friday, Johnston said he hasn't yet decided whether he will pose fully, frontally nude in an upcoming photo shoot for Playgirl.

"I don't know. I'm going to decide that on the fly. I want to keep it classy. I don't want to do something I'll regret," the hockey hunk said.
Too late.
Johnston fathered Tripp with Bristol Palin, daughter of the ex-Alaska governor, but their engagement ended in rancor. Since then, Johnston has capitalized on the notoriety by exposing what he claims is Palin family dirty laundry.

And now, he is taking exposure to another level. Levi said he's exercising in preparation for the photo shoot, specifically his back side.

But he said he isn't nervous about posing naked. "What's to be nervous about? I guess some people would be nervous to pose nude, but I'm not," he said. "I'm ready to do it. I'm feeling confident. I've got nothing to hide."

Johnston, who isn't dating anyone, said he doesn't know what his former fiancee thinks of his Playgirl photo shoot. "I haven't talked with her about any of that stuff," he said. "We don't really talk anymore," he said, "except about the baby, my son. That's about it."
Posted by:Fred

#14  You missed an important line
The Samuri pointed to a tiy spedk on the point of his blade and said, "Yes he still flies, but he will no longer Reproduce"
Posted by: Redneck Jim   2009-10-25 19:26  

#13  he was destined to be somebodies' absent sperm donor Daddy. He was lucky enough to be the Palin's daughter and high profile enough to not dig his own grave in the permafrost. Don't push it, punk. At some point, the attention you like ends, and the other.....begins

/Serious Todd
Posted by: Frank G   2009-10-25 18:22  

#12  It's not totally his fault. The stars got crossed-up somehow in coupling him with someone in the Palin family. That man is destined for someone equally white trash - Britney Spears.
Posted by: Mike N.   2009-10-25 17:06  

#11  Playgirl?

Didn't know that rag was still in business.
Posted by: Barbara Skolaut   2009-10-25 15:53  

#10  "I know I appreciate Raw Muscle Milky Glutes"

/Andrew Sullivan
Posted by: Frank G   2009-10-25 15:10  

#9  That's nice that he is working on firming up his backside, though. Playgirl's substantial male "readership" (conservative estimate is 50%, but probably much more) will appreciate his efforts.

Posted by: Cornsilk Blondie   2009-10-25 14:41  

#8  The Pic for this seems out-of-place.

CrazyFool, that's Mrs. Obama's memory of the occasion, sitting in her father's lap. Do have some respect! ;-)
Posted by: trailing wife   2009-10-25 13:58  

#7  The guy's a whore. The Palins are better off without him.
Posted by: Abu Uluque   2009-10-25 13:14  

#6  Proc - that is a truly scary video.

(funny too..)

The Pic for this seems out-of-place. Don't we have a 'Trailer Trash' pic somewhere?
Posted by: CrazyFool   2009-10-25 11:06  

#5  Spend those 30 pieces of silver well Levi.

As for 'reproduction', well, it's not looking [NSFW] good.
Posted by: Procopius2k   2009-10-25 09:51  

#4  Well said GT. He's indeed a disgusting lad, who in times past might not have enjoyed the option of further "reproduction."
Posted by: Besoeker    2009-10-25 09:07  

#3  He's just (sniffle sniffle) a victim of oppressive female matriarchy. Just because he's an ass doesn't mean he's worthy of our time...here's to hoping he reproduces no more.
Posted by: GirlThursday   2009-10-25 07:52  

#2  It's time to neuter the little maggot.

....which reminds me of a joke:

Several centuries ago, during the heyday of Japanese swordsmanship, the emperor decreed a nation-wide competition to determine the best swordsman in Japan. For months would-be champions showed their skill in exacting local tournaments. Finally, only 3 contestants were left. Such was the importance of the event that the emperor himself would administer the final test.

The first contestant entered the great hall and bowed to the monarch. Without a word, the emperor took out a tiny box and opened it. A fly emerged and buzzed across the hall. The swordsman knew what was expected. He drew his sword instantly and smote the air with a mighty "THWACK!" The fly fell to the floor in two pieces. The emperor nodded approval, the swordsman bowed and returned to the ante-chamber.

The second contestant then entered the hall and bowed. The emperor took out another box and another fly buzzed across the room. This swordsman took not one, but two mighty swings; "THWACK! THWACK!" and this fly fell on the floor in FOUR pieces. The emperor allowed himself an appreciative smile and the swordsman bowed and left.

The third and final contestant then entered. Again, a fly was released. Instead of a mighty swing, this swordsman made only a lazy jab. The fly continued to buzz away toward the door and freedom. The emperor frowned.

Undaunted, the swordsman spoke, "So, your majesty, I guess that makes ME the greatest swordsman in all Japan!"

Furious, the emperor said, "Of all the impudence! Your fly still lives!"

"That is true, revered one," the swordsman responded, "The fly still lives, but he will no longer reproduce."
Posted by: Atomic Conspiracy   2009-10-25 02:54  

#1  You're a classic example of white trash that can't get out of it's own way. The best thing that ever happened to you was that family and you pissed it away. The lefties will gladly parade you around to demonstrate the lack of intelligence to be found in the Palin household. You're an idiot and don't even realize you're being used. have a nice life a$$hole.
Posted by: Rob06   2009-10-25 01:44  

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