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| Levi Johnson: rejected sex toy |
| 2009-10-29 |
| Lisa Schiffren, "The Corner" @ National Review As he trips lightly through the media circus leading up to the big moment in which he ("tastefully" — as they all say) gets naked for Playgirl, one wonders if young Levi knows that the magazine's audience is about 90 percent gay men. Not that there's anything wrong with that. As this sad, not quite tragic or sordid enough to be interesting, saga unfolds, the most amusing thing may be the reversal of gender roles. Oh sure, it looked at first as if pretty young Bristol Palin got knocked up, then dumped to deal all by herself. That made her the loser. But Levi Johnston has just stepped up, in a way I've never seen a male do, to play the rejected sex toy who decides that if a hot bod is all he's got, why, he'll make it work for him.... I suppose the meth-dealing mom isn't going to sit him down for a talk about why he should get his GED and learn a trade? Actually, I think he'll end up as keynote speaker for the 2012 Democratic National Convention. |
| Posted by:Mike |
| #7 paranoid thought for the day: At the time that Bristol and Levi had their relationship, they were in the Anchorage area while Sarah and Todd were living in Juneau (where several successive Alaskan administrations have failed to move the capitol to anywhere near where most Alaskans live). Levi's mom is apparently a known drug dealer, and probably indulged in forms of petty crime before that. Which means she was caught up in the Courthouse Game. And someone, some judge or prosecutor or what have you, may have cut a deal... "We'll be slightly negligent about prosecuting your ass to the fullest extent of the law if your son can manage to fuck up the life of the daughter of this rising star politician, that thinks she's some sort of 'reformer.'" |
| Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain 2009-10-29 21:19 |
| #6 OldSpook- "douche nozzle" LMAO... I love it. Hopefully you don't mind if I work that into my personal lexicon. |
| Posted by: eltoroverde 2009-10-29 17:49 |
| #5 the media's all over this nonsense...I wonder how we're getting f*cked by congress today that they're not reporting... |
| Posted by: Broadhead6 2009-10-29 14:52 |
| #4 What a douche nozzle (He doesnt have enough capacity to be a bag) |
| Posted by: OldSpook 2009-10-29 11:49 |
| #3 A really nasty example of why young ladies should not believe the line "I'll love you forever". |
| Posted by: tipover 2009-10-29 11:31 |
| #2 He'll end up camped outside the WH with Cindy Shehag and the rest of the DNC castoffs.... |
| Posted by: CrazyFool 2009-10-29 11:25 |
| #1 ...or at least the Michael Moore VIP Seat(tm) on or near the podium. |
| Posted by: Procopius2k 2009-10-29 10:07 |