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Levi Johnston at Fleshbot awards: Sarah Palin 'smart' for not trashing me on Oprah
2009-11-13
Levi Johnston, the hunky baby daddy of Sarah Palin's grandson, called the former vice presidential nominee wise for not trash talking him in her soon-to-be aired interview with Oprah Winfrey.
That word you're probably looking for is "twerp."
"She's being smart," said Johnston, when a reporter told him last night that Palin didn't blast him in the interview she taped with Winfrey Wednesday afternoon. "She knows what I got on her. It's a smart move on her part."
n. A fool, a twit; A small or puny person; one regarded as insignificant, contemptible;
Johnston described his relationship with Palin and her family is "not good."
Reeeeally?? Boned her daughter, knocked her up, Mom got arrested for dealing meth, struts around like he's worth more than the powder it'd take to blow him away, his major accomplishment to date being to lop one or two percentage points off a presidential vote by people who were afraid he'd be shacking up at the White House, and their relationship was "not good"? How odd.
He said he will be going to court to get better access to his son, Tripp.
"Rilly. I should at least be allowed to be in the same county with the kid."
On Twitter, Winfrey confirmed that she talked to Palin about Johnston and a host of other topics. "We talked about everything," she boasted.
She's got more class than to bad-mouth the child on a teevee show, but likely she'd rather have a boil than him. And now she's rid of him and doesn't have a boil, so life is good...
Oprah's interview with Palin will air Monday to coincide with the launch of her book, "Going Rogue."
Already a best seller...
The 19-year-old Alaska hockey stud is in New York this week for a two-day photo shoot with Playgirl that begins Thursday.
Playgirl... What's their circulation? 32?
Johnston said he isn't nervous about taking his clothes off. "Not nervous," he insisted. "I have no reason to be."
"It's the only thing I do well."
"I'm just ready to get it over with," he added. "I'm ready as I'm ever going to get, man."
Indeed. He's about to hit his peak for the rest of his life. It will all have been downhill from the Playgirl shoot until the day he dies, whether of old age or next week from annoying just the wrong Alaskan just a little too much. One hopes his grandparents have other grandchildren to comfort them.
Posted by:Fred

#14  The 19-year-old Alaska hockey stud is in New York this week for a two-day photo shoot with Playgirl...

Guess the hockey bit is not working out.
Posted by: Skunky Glins****   2009-11-13 21:58  

#13  OP, definitely. Getting his ego smashed for 13 weeks at Recruit Training would do wonders for this kid. He acts like a white trash kid w/no strong male role model in the home. I saw them all the time at Parris Island.
Posted by: Broadhead6   2009-11-13 19:58  

#12  Broadhead - I think several years in the Marines would actually be beneficial to this young man. Not that he'd actually JOIN or anything. He$$, even a few years in the Air Force would do wonders for developing his intelligence - if he has any.
Posted by: Old Patriot   2009-11-13 19:47  

#11  just a juvenile 19yr-old clown...a couple yrs from now he will be on a "whatever happened to..."
Posted by: Broadhead6   2009-11-13 19:25  

#10  If he were good with kids he'd be back in Alaska taking care of his own rather than down here in the lowest 48 doing well, stuff that would get me cut off by the spam filter if I described it.
Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain   2009-11-13 17:42  

#9  Octomom's still available.
Posted by: Cornsilk Blondie   2009-11-13 17:38  

#8  "He should really hook up with Tonya Harding. "
Posted by: Anonymoose

Now, now, 'moose. Haven't you seen the modern Tonya on The Smoking Gun Presents The World's Dumbest (Criminals, Drivers, etc.)?

She's much classier than Levi now.
Posted by: Barbara Skolaut   2009-11-13 17:30  

#7  I believe the term is "gay for pay".
Posted by: ed   2009-11-13 11:41  

#6  32 Women perhaps. And perhaps 320,000 Guys..... (Not that there's anything wrong with that!)

Well, as any internet savvy person, IE a true connaisseur, will tell you, it ain't gay if the balls ain't touching.

I'm speaking about billiard, of course.
Posted by: anonymous5089   2009-11-13 09:21  

#5  'moose surges to the lead for Snark o' the Day.
Posted by: lotp   2009-11-13 07:23  

#4  He should really hook up with Tonya Harding.
Posted by: Anonymoose   2009-11-13 07:07  

#3  Somewhere, someplace there just has to be a motorcycle anxiously waiting for him to fall off.
Posted by: Besoeker   2009-11-13 05:36  

#2  lalaloser.
Posted by: Jumbo Slinerong5015   2009-11-13 02:34  

#1  Playgirl... What's their circulation? 32?

32 Women perhaps. And perhaps 320,000 Guys..... (Not that there's anything wrong with that!)

He's going to court to get better access to his son so he..... poses in Playgirl. (yup! That works every time!)
Posted by: CrazyFool   2009-11-13 00:59  

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