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Muslims warned not to go through airport body scanners |
2010-02-12 |
Islamic scholars have forbidden Muslim travellers from passing through full body scans at airports because they violate religious rules on nudity. All us infidels are panting to see images of nude Muslims... The Fiqh Council of North America issued a fatwa, or religious ruling, yesterday warning Muslims not to go through the scanners. 'It is a violation of clear Islamic teachings that men or women be seen naked by other men and women,' read the order. I support the Figh Council's fatwa 100%! Just say NO to scanners, airports, air travel, trains, buses, cabs, and hoof it from now on. More at the link. Obviously we should make an exception for Muslims. Just wave them through the airport security gates... |
Posted by:Besoeker |
#5 The TSA will give them an exemption in 5....4....3.... Remember this is the same organization which gives a terrorist organization front-group (CAIR) gulded tours of airport security..... |
Posted by: CrazyFool 2010-02-12 21:44 |
#4 My ofactory glands thank you in advance for this fartwa. |
Posted by: bigjim-CA 2010-02-12 20:56 |
#3 I support the fatwa 100%. Don't wanna walk through the scanner? Don't fly. |
Posted by: Nimble Spemble 2010-02-12 20:13 |
#2 bicycles require no Scanning or TD Check /Charles Johnson, Emir of Orange County |
Posted by: Frank G 2010-02-12 20:07 |
#1 Don't wanna walk through the scanner? Sounds suspicious to me. We'll do strip searches instead. |
Posted by: tu3031 2010-02-12 19:53 |