Fresh on the heels of one budget airline announcing that it will ask passengers to pay extra to bring carry-on bags on board, another is considering charging them for using the lavatory.Ryanair, which is based in Dublin, Ireland, and bills itself as "Europe's first and largest low fares airline," is mulling a plan that would require travelers to pay either 1 euro or 1 British pound (about $1.33 or $1.52) for using the bathroom on flights lasting one hour or less.
I suppose cost-conscious passengers could get the most for their Euro by inviting another passenger to accompany them to the lavatory.
The plan, titled "Ryanair Cost Saving Proposal," was published in the airline's inflight magazine.
"Wow! I can't believe I'm sitting next to Cindy Crawford! My name's gorb. Pleased to meet you!"
"Hi, gorb. I'm having a bad day. I seem to have lost my wallet."
"Hmm. Ever flown Ryanair before, Cindy?"
"Nope, first time."
"Let me buy you a couple of beers then."
The carrier said it is working with Boeing to develop a coin-operated door release so that when nature calls, passengers would need to deposit the change before being able to use the facilities.
"Sorry, Cindy, I've only got one Euro and I've gotta go, too!"
"Whatever shall we do, gorb?"
"I thought you'd never ask . . . ."
The idea is to encourage people to use restrooms in airport terminals before boarding, Ryanair said. If the airline were to proceed, the changes would be at least 12 to 18 months away.
Not to fear. By then the Euro should be about $0.91 to $1.04.
As part of the plan, the airline is also considering removing two of the three lavatories on some of its planes so it could squeeze in up to six extra seats. The move would help reduce fares by at least 5 percent, Ryanair said.
One lavatory? This will not end well. Especially when two passengers get food poisoning from blue eggs.
It's not the first time the airline has broached the subject of a toilet fee. CEO Michael O'Leary told the BBC in February 2009 that he was considering the charge.
How would it fly with passengers? One hint of how Americans might feel about it may come from an informal poll posted on TripAdvisor.com last summer in which one-fifth of the respondents said they would fly on an airline that charged a fee to access the bathroom; 78 percent said they would not. About 5,300 people answered the online survey question. But the idea may be less shocking to travelers in Europe, where it's not unusual to pay a small fee to use a public restroom.
Meanwhile, Ryanair announced Tuesday that it's raising its checked luggage fee from 15 euros to 20 euros per bag for the peak vacation months of July and August.
"Ryanair is determined to incentivise passengers to travel light this summer," spokesman Stephen McNamara said in a statement. The airline urged its passengers to avoid the fees by bringing carry-on bags only.
Ryanair is already well-known for its fees and is up-front about them on its Web site, which details charges for everything from online check-in to traveling with infants. Customers haven't balked; in fact, Ryanair's passenger traffic grew 13 percent last month compared to the same time last year, the airline reported.
Low-cost carriers have embraced the concept of a la carte pricing, or keeping base fares at rock bottom levels while charging passengers for any extra services.
On Tuesday, Florida-based Spirit Airlines announced that it will charge its customers $20 to $45 for items they place in the overhead bins.
"Ha, Mohammed! We've made it onto the airplane with the bomb in your backpack. Blow it up now!"
"Err, sorry Mohammad. They wanted too much to bring it on. I ditched it in the trash can at the ticket counter."
"Well, how about your shoe bomb then?"
"Sorry, they were charging for shoes, too."
"Idiot! What are we supposed to do now?"
"I've got this copy of Playboy that they only wanted $5 for me to bring onto the plane."
"Great! Give it to me! I'm just going to head to the lavatory and, err, read some of the articles."
"But Mohammad, I just spent our last Euro to get this here blanket. Besides, you can't read english."
"We are in hell, Mohammed."
"Can't be. We're suicide bombers."
"Give me that blanket then, too. You can have it back when I'm done with it."