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Afghanistan
Contractor Deaths Accelerating in Afghanistan as They Outnumber Soldiers
2010-04-16
Posted by:Besoeker

#9  Garet Trooper
by SSgt. Barry Sadler

This is dedicated to the parade field trooper
Who never leaves that nice soft garrison
And always looks real pretty

Now in the war torn jungles of Vietnam
YouÂ’ll find a certain kind of man
YouÂ’ll see him everywhere
HeÂ’s a trooper, a garet trooper

Yeah, heÂ’s five foot four, 228 pounds of blubber
Got him a nickel plated 45 tied down low, quick draw holster
Two bandoliers of brasso-ed ammo
Yeah heÂ’s a trooper, a garet trooper

HeÂ’s fought from Saigon to Ninh Thuan
In every bar that is, and then only with the girls
And he ainÂ’t won one yet
But heÂ’s a trooper, a garet trooper (garet trooper)

HeÂ’s got a hip knife, a side knife, a boot knife, a shoulder knife
And a little bitty one thatÂ’s a combination flare gun, dinner set,
and genuine police whistle
But heÂ’s a trooper, a garet trooper

Now I run into one the other day, He told me a story,
He said he'd just this minute come back from
a fifteen day runninÂ’ fight with the Cong
Said he captured a lot of loot
You know what I saw when I looked down? A spit shined boot
Yeah, heÂ’s a trooper, a garet trooper (garet trooper)

Now poor ole pilot come back today
Half his crew was killed, aircraft shot to hell
But he donÂ’t say much
HeÂ’s not a trooper, a garet trooper

And out in the hills and the jungles and the swamps
Living like a bunch of dogs
Are some men wearing funny little green hats
They stay out there and fight for months on end
They don’t say much ‘cause they’re not troopers,
garet troopers (garet troopers)

And I bet finally, when I leave this war torn land
The last thing IÂ’ll see will be,
though I may be in a drunken stupor
I bet itÂ’ll be a garet trooper (garet trooper)

Yeah, theyÂ’re all over the place
AinÂ’t hardly worth going to war no more
Posted by: Procopius2k   2010-04-16 14:05  

#8  Besoeker,I about spewed my coffee! You brought back some fond memories of going to the FOB for a hot meal and a debrief and finding myself in line next to someone in a pressed uniform asking me if I was in the military. "No honey, the M4 and smell is a fashion statement".
Posted by: 49 Pan   2010-04-16 13:51  

#7  Beso, so unfortunately true. DIPSEC used to be DIPSTICK in some circles...
Posted by: Broadhead6   2010-04-16 12:11  

#6  As an unarmed contractor.....if you'd like to develop a REAL bewildering case of the ass, just get in a DFAC chow line behind a preggie Air Force airman at a FOB, carrying an M-16 with enough dirt on it to start a small garden.

Still no case of the ass? Well then observe a heavily armed young lady from Department of State Diplomatic Security (DIPSEC) team transiting Ali Al Salem drop her fancy, German made submachine gun on the floor while her and her team of steely-eyed killers in neatly pressed cargo pants, Oakleys, black Danners and smart baseball caps search frantically on their knees for her contact lens.

Posted by: Besoeker   2010-04-16 12:02  

#5  when everyone else in the country has a weapon why are they not allowed too?
Posted by: chris   2010-04-16 11:40  

#4  Aside from the security services, contractors are generally not allowed weapons.
Posted by: 49 Pan   2010-04-16 11:36  

#3  Depends on the contract and the specific job Frozen Al.
Posted by: Besoeker   2010-04-16 11:28  

#2  My understanding is that civilian contractors are forbidden to carry weapons in theater. Does anyone know if this is true?

Is it time to re-think this?
Posted by: Frozen Al   2010-04-16 11:22  

#1  And are expected to really jump, once the NYT starts publishing their names.
Posted by: Anonymoose   2010-04-16 09:58  

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