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Beck Quotes Kipling, Left Despises Poetry Thinking It's His
2010-06-10
In his second hour Glenn had more fun with a handful of the 512 comments left at a Huffington Post review of the newly released trailer promoting Glenn's book "The Overton Window" due out five days from now.

Glenn knows that anything with his name attached to it will attract derisive comments. And it certainly did, with most of the brainiac commenters on the Left mocking the rhyme used in the book's trailer. But what these people who are so arrogant in their ignorance didn't know is that the words are from the pen of Rudyard Kipling. And Glenn does a masterful job of explaining it in the context of today. Perfection!
Well, almost. Glen thinks that the "Gods of the Copybook Headings" mentioned in the poem are the progressives of Kiplings time pushing left wing ideas to children in their copy books. Nothing could be further from the truth. The Copybook Heading are held up by Kipling as the great universal truths being left behind by people following the "Gods of the Marketplace, i.e., pop culture and the media. Other than that, he was great.
The left has long despised Kipling without reading his works, as they despise any other knowledge not written by their own kind.
AS I PASS through my incarnations in every age and race,
I make my proper prostrations to the Gods of the Market Place.
Peering through reverent fingers I watch them flourish and fall,
And the Gods of the Copybook Headings, I notice, outlast them all.

We were living in trees when they met us. They showed us each in turn
That Water would certainly wet us, as Fire would certainly burn:
But we found them lacking in Uplift, Vision and Breadth of Mind,
So we left them to teach the Gorillas while we followed the March of Mankind.

We moved as the Spirit listed. They never altered their pace,
Being neither cloud nor wind-borne like the Gods of the Market Place,
But they always caught up with our progress, and presently word would come
That a tribe had been wiped off its icefield, or the lights had gone out in Rome.

With the Hopes that our World is built on they were utterly out of touch,
They denied that the Moon was Stilton; they denied she was even Dutch;
They denied that Wishes were Horses; they denied that a Pig had Wings;
So we worshipped the Gods of the Market Who promised these beautiful things.

When the Cambrian measures were forming, They promised perpetual peace.
They swore, if we gave them our weapons, that the wars of the tribes would cease.
But when we disarmed They sold us and delivered us bound to our foe,
And the Gods of the Copybook Headings said: "Stick to the Devil you know."

On the first Feminian Sandstones we were promised the Fuller Life
(Which started by loving our neighbour and ended by loving his wife)
Till our women had no more children and the men lost reason and faith,
And the Gods of the Copybook Headings said: "The Wages of Sin is Death."

In the Carboniferous Epoch we were promised abundance for all,
By robbing selected Peter to pay for collective Paul;
But, though we had plenty of money, there was nothing our money could buy,
And the Gods of the Copybook Headings said: "If you don't work you die."

Then the Gods of the Market tumbled, and their smooth-tongued wizards withdrew
And the hearts of the meanest were humbled and began to believe it was true
That All is not Gold that Glitters, and Two and Two make Four
And the Gods of the Copybook Headings limped up to explain it once more.

As it will be in the future, it was at the birth of Man
There are only four things certain since Social Progress began.
That the Dog returns to his Vomit and the Sow returns to her Mire,
And the burnt Fool's bandaged finger goes wabbling back to the Fire;

And that after this is accomplished, and the brave new world begins
When all men are paid for existing and no man must pay for his sins,
As surely as Water will wet us, as surely as Fire will burn,
The Gods of the Copybook Headings with terror and slaughter return!

"The Gods of the Copybook Headings" is a poem published by Rudyard Kipling in 1919. The central message of the poem is that basic and unvarying aspects of human nature will always re-emerge in every society. The copybook headings to which the title refers were proverbs or maxims printed at the top of 19th century British schoolboys' notebook pages. The students had to write them by hand repeatedly down the page.
Posted by: Anonymoose

#3  I've got a few more candidates, Sgt. Mom, (Jane Austen, anyone?) but I've even got Mr. Kipling's children's tales in my bookcases.
Posted by: trailing wife   2010-06-10 22:50  

#2  I have always adored Kipling - as a writer he is so up there. As the poet of brutal experience and reality, there is none better.
I know - he has been so unpopular among the very modern canon - but for someone who wrote about people who went and did very boring,yet necessary jobs, and could tell a ripping good story (TheMan Who Would Be King)
And his range and voice when it came to telling stories by various characters was perfectly breathtaking. He has astonishing applicability now and over the last hundred years.
He and Mark Twain are my personal gods and guides when it comes to telling a story.
Posted by: Sgt.Mom   2010-06-10 21:15  

#1  Then the Gods of the Market tumbled, and their smooth-tongued wizards withdrew
And the hearts of the meanest were humbled and began to believe it was true
That All is not Gold that Glitters, and Two and Two make Four
And the Gods of the Copybook Headings limped up to explain it once more.

That's pretty much the gist of the current economic crisis.
Posted by: Anguper Hupomosing9418   2010-06-10 17:32  

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