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| Sorry, guys: Up to 80 percent of women admit faking it |
| 2010-07-01 |
| In college, I lived next door to an agonizingly pretty cocktail waitress. Late at night, after she'd come home from work, her boyfriend -- he drove a Porsche, naturally -- would arrive for his nightly booty call. The walls were thin. Soon, like clockwork, her voice would pierce the drywall like a steam locomotive's whistle: "hehehehehe" followed by "yesyesyes!" and then an explosion of high-pitched "ohmigodohmigodohmigod!" While I was envious at the time, now it seems that all her ecstatic vocals might have been just the female equivalent of "Your butt looks great in those jeans, Babe. Honest." A study released last month in the Archives of Sexual Behavior shows that those seemingly uncontrollable "ohmigods" during apparent orgasm are often play-acting meant to "manipulate" men. The scientists, Gayle Brewer of the University of Central Lancashire and Colin Hendrie of the University of Leeds, asked 71 women between the ages of 18 and 48 a series of questions. They broke down the vocalizations into categories that included "silence," "moan/groan," "scream/shriek/squeal," "words" (such as "Yes!" or the partner's name, and "instructional commands" like "more." Other questions asked why the women made the vocalizations and at what point they themselves had an orgasm, if they had an orgasm at all, and, if not, why they were doing all that shouting. |
| Posted by:Beavis |
| #10 Eyes rolling back, arched back, deep sigh? You can try, but I'd know the real thing from the fake every time. yep, release from ball-gag and handcuffs, If I've seen it one time, I've seen it a hundred. Dead giveaway |
| Posted by: Frank G 2010-07-01 21:44 |
| #9 Ohmygodohmygod. Heh, what an idiot. You can't fake the flush on the chest or the subtle muscle contractions in the neck and face. Eyes rolling back, arched back, deep sigh? You can try, but I'd know the real thing from the fake every time. |
| Posted by: KBK 2010-07-01 21:13 |
| #8 They fake a lack of a relationship equally well, too, when it is advantageous to do so. |
| Posted by: Tartuffe 2010-07-01 18:17 |
| #7 Women can fake an orgasm. Men can fake an entire relationship. |
| Posted by: BrerRabbit 2010-07-01 18:10 |
| #6 A bit too dramatic for some I suppose, but flight Of The Valkyries played nice and loud usually does the trick. |
| Posted by: Besoeker 2010-07-01 17:14 |
| #5 "The follow-up article will be: Sorry, Girls: 80% of Men Don't Care" ...so it follows that 80-95, 96, 97% of all relationships, be it marriage and/or dating fail. |
| Posted by: Tartuffe 2010-07-01 13:46 |
| #4 It's OK, I have to fake getting "it". |
| Posted by: Deacon Blues 2010-07-01 12:32 |
| #3 The follow-up article will be: Sorry, Girls: 80% of Men Don't Care. |
| Posted by: DoDo 2010-07-01 11:09 |
| #2 Well, here's a lady with great foreplay skills and she doesn't look like she's faking it. |
| Posted by: tipper 2010-07-01 10:44 |
| #1 There is an alternative called "the caveman method", that many couples report is far more satisfactory to them both. It begins on a weekend with both partners at home, after some length of time of abstention. The woman wears a short skirt, but is otherwise "commando". Then the couple go about their regular routines of housework and chores. When the mood grips the man, with no foreplay he approaches her and commences with a "quicky", short and sweet, wherever she is, then he leaves, and they both go back to doing what they were doing. Keeping it brief, recovery time is much faster, and far less energy is used for foreplay, afterplay, snuggling, other s*xual activities, etc. Quality is replaced with quantity. The male likes the greater frequency, especially with Vi*gra, and the female keeps a light buzz on much of the day. The reason it is called "the caveman method" is that it is alleged to make both partners feel erotically primitive, in a good way, communicating more and more through grunts and squeaks. Quite the turn on. |
| Posted by: Anonymoose 2010-07-01 10:30 |