Chimpanzees don't have so much in the way of teeth, but they can take off your whole hand in one good bite. And even if they're old and don't have such impressive dentition doesn't mean you don't have to watch out for them:
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| Baboon Terrorist Executed |
| 2010-07-10 |
| Posted by:Anguper Hupomosing9418 |
| #13 This is why you don't mess around with baboons. If they decide to go after you, it's over. Chimpanzees don't have so much in the way of teeth, but they can take off your whole hand in one good bite. And even if they're old and don't have such impressive dentition doesn't mean you don't have to watch out for them: |
| Posted by: gorb 2010-07-10 13:28 |
| #12 Facts never get in the way of Angleton9's fantasies, badanov, no matter what nym he happens to use on a given day. Still, it is indeed the case that baboons are quite aggressive and strong. |
| Posted by: lotp 2010-07-10 10:55 |
| #11 A silencer is worthless without subsonic ammo. |
| Posted by: badanov 2010-07-10 08:58 |
| #10 They came first for the Papio ursinus, and I didn't speak up because I was Homo sapien. |
| Posted by: BrerRabbit 2010-07-10 08:44 |
| #9 Is it a crime to carry a pistol with a Silencer (in where did you say) and just pop the monkeys here and there discretely? No witnesses, late afternoon, no cops about? Wait a week and then go back and pop a few more. Bring them some soft drinks and a few donuts...have a couple of extra loaded mags in your jacket pocket. Hollow nose 9 mm. They dont have guns do they? Just teeth and nasty dispositions? We can fix that. An automatic is easy to conceal and a Silencer doesnt have to be big, the whole assembly can be carried in a jacket pocket. Here, monkey, monkey... ..or just let them do as they please ...and bring your children. Which is it? |
| Posted by: Phusock the Bald9563 2010-07-10 08:30 |
| #8 Gibbons' next. |
| Posted by: Nimble Spemble 2010-07-10 08:15 |
| #7 I sense there will be no pictures of the force executive. |
| Posted by: Black Bart Shick7973 2010-07-10 06:30 |
| #6 Buggers have a habit of waiting for you to get out of your car or bakkie then popping in and gabbing soda or food. They will tear holy hell out of a car and YOU in order to get out. Be sure to leave the door(s) open if one leaps in. Do NOT, I say again, do NOT go one-on-one with them in an attempt to shoo them out. Cape Point is full of the little bastids. A picnic or carrying food or drink there is out of the question by the way. They have been known to attack. |
| Posted by: Besoeker 2010-07-10 06:29 |
| #5 All he wanted is to establish an independent Babbonistine. |
| Posted by: g(r)omgoru 2010-07-10 04:30 |
| #4 ZOMG, THEY EXECUTED "CLYDE" THE ORANGUTAN - of course you know this means War, espec wid CLINT EASTWOOD! |
| Posted by: JosephMendiola 2010-07-10 01:57 |
| #3 Holy bamboozling baboon. |
| Posted by: Cloud Banks 2010-07-10 01:52 |
| #2 Maybe if they were nicer to the baboons then the baboons would like them and stop terrorizing them. /said the scorpion |
| Posted by: gorb 2010-07-10 01:06 |
| #1 "Perhaps most worryingly, such raiding behaviour was often done in the company of juvenile baboons and thus future generations of baboons might have been learning that part of foraging involved breaking, entering and chasing people in their homes." So, William was not only a terrorist and looter, he was corrupting youth as well. |
| Posted by: Atomic Conspiracy 2010-07-10 00:49 |