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Police: SUV crashes during sex
2010-07-15
Wow, Is there anything SUV's can't do?
Police say a 23-year-old city woman reported she was carjacked at gunpoint in Camden County, breaking her arm after she was thrown from her vehicle.
It was terrifying, I tells ya!
But Sara C. Blasse's story was as fake as it was harrowing, authorities said. Blasse made it up after the SUV crashed while Blasse was performing a sex act on the man who was driving it, police said.
And I thought texting was dangerous...
Officers later found the vehicle abandoned in Chesilhurst, smoldering and crashed into a tree,
The earth moved. Then hit a tree and caught on fire...
Vineland police initially responded to South Jersey Healthcare Regional Medical Center, where Blasse was being treated for a broken arm -- an injury she said she received during an armed carjacking. During an interview at the hospital, Blasse told investigating officer Jeffrey Travaline she was driving home from a friend's house and got lost in Chesilhurst around 6 a.m. that day. She reported she asked a man for directions, but he pulled out a gun, threw her out of the vehicle and drove away, police said.
Ah, she needed directions from her friends house to her own house? Sounds pretty fishy, Muldoon...
Blasse said she broke her arm and hurt her head in the fall, according to police.
Ah. Hurt her head did she?
During the interview at the hospital, police received a report that a 2003 Kia Sorento registered to Blasse's father had been involved in a crash and was found abandoned and smoldering in Chesilhurst. The vehicle had been set on fire intentionally, police said.
Ummmmmm...hi. Dad? Yeah. This is kinda hard to explain...
Travaline then asked Blasse to come to police headquarters because of inconsistencies in her story. In his report, he noted it was odd that Blasse said she walked aimlessly around after the carjacking, rather than banging on someone's door for help. He also noted it was strange she first called a friend, who lived 30 to 40 minutes away, before notifying police.
Heather, you're not gonna believe this...
After further questioning, Blasse admitted she was a passenger in the vehicle at the time of the crash and that no carjacking had occurred, police said. Blasse said she had picked up an unknown man for sex and was performing oral sex when the crash happened, according to police.
All right! All right!! I did it!!! And I'm glad I did it, I tells ya!
She refused to identify the driver, police said.
Bet he'll be telling this story for the rest of his life. "I'm tellin ya, guys! It really happened!!"
"Yeeeah, sure it did..."

Blasse was processed on a summons for filing false reports and released to the Chesilhurst Police Department for additional charges.
Wonder what those would be?
The Vineland police report noted another vehicle was stolen Saturday in the area where Blasse's SUV crashed. The stolen vehicle was later found on fire in Buena Vista. Police said they believe Blasse also might have been involved in that incident.
She sounds like a fun date..
Posted by:tu3031

#10  hmmm - does he still have his equipment?
Posted by: Frank G   2010-07-15 21:34  

#9   5-4, 300?

She was trolling. How do you complete the act with that in a car
Posted by: Beavis   2010-07-15 21:10  

#8  This just in...

VINELAND, N.J. – Authorities say a New Jersey woman lied twice to cover up the theft of a laptop computer, claiming first that she was carjacked and then that her car crashed because she was having sex.

Authorities say 23-year-old Sarah Blasse of Vineland initially told police Saturday that she broke her arm during a carjacking. Police say Blasse later claimed her car crashed into a tree while she was performing a sex act on a man she had picked up.

Camden County prosecutor's spokesman Jason Laughlin says Blasse and her boyfriend actually stole a laptop computer from a car and slipped away from pursuing police in her car, but then crashed and attempted to set the vehicle on fire.

Blasse and 27-year-old Henry Goode Jr. face charges including arson, burglary and hindering apprehension. Authorities say they don't yet have lawyers.


I like the beaner story better...
Posted by: tu3031   2010-07-15 21:05  

#7  5-4, 300? No wonder the cops didn't believe the "thrown from the car" story. Did the guy bring a crane with him, honey?
Posted by: tu3031   2010-07-15 20:48  

#6  This has been done before I tell you!
Posted by: Ellen Jamesian   2010-07-15 19:54  

#5  according to JWF, who has a pic from her facebook, she clocks in at 5'-4" and 300 lbs, Sweeeeeet
Posted by: Frank G   2010-07-15 19:36  

#4  see: Garp and the driveway incident
Posted by: Frank G   2010-07-15 18:56  

#3  it is recommended that one pull over and stop the vehicle before engaging in sex. Particularly in the case of oral sex. More than one fellow has been "bobbited" that way.
Posted by: Swanimote   2010-07-15 17:17  

#2  Well you can't say Blasse was blase'.
Posted by: JohnQC   2010-07-15 16:22  

#1  Well. it's nice to know my birthplace is famous for something.....
Posted by: Mercutio   2010-07-15 16:01  

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