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Two More Massage Therapists Accuse Sex-Crazed Poodle of Sexual Assault
2010-07-21
Former Vice President Al Gore has been hit by new allegations of sexual assault. This time, it's two more massage therapists bringing the charges.

The former VP is already in hot water, fighting abuse claims in Portland, where another masseuse said Gore groped her in '06 and asked her to perform a "chakra release" (massage-speak for "hand job".) He denies everything.

The new allegations are said to have taken place at two hotels - one in Beverly Hills in 2007, when Gore was in Hollywood for the Oscars, the other in Tokyo in 2008.

A source from the luxury hotel in Beverly Hills told The Enquirer: "The therapist claimed that when they were alone, Gore shrugged off a towel and stood naked in front of her." He then propositioned her for a sexual act, according to The Enquirer.

Molly Hagerty, the Portland victim, has also recently piped up with some new evidence: a pair of stained black pants and the remains of some candy supposedly gobbled by Gore.
Posted by: Anonymoose

#6  Brings to mind the old joke:

Judge (to prostitute): "When did you realize that you has been raped?"

Prostitute: "When the check bounced."
Posted by: Lone Ranger   2010-07-22 00:01  

#5  Cheapskate - didn't even offer a cigar...

As for being Clinton's VP - I guess birds of a feather really do flock together.
Posted by: CrazyFool   2010-07-21 18:22  

#4  He was Bill's vice president!
Posted by: g(r)omgoru   2010-07-21 17:17  

#3  a pair of stained black pants and the remains of some candy supposedly gobbled by Gore

Priceless. Any twinkies or doritos bags?
Posted by: lex   2010-07-21 13:29  

#2  Leave it to Al Gore to find the only massage therapists who don't give hand jobs for tips.

He just needs to find a blind therapist.
Posted by: gorb   2010-07-21 13:21  

#1  Leave it to Al Gore to find the only massage therapists who don't give hand jobs for tips.
Posted by: Penguin   2010-07-21 13:17  

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