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| 2010-08-10 |
| So, the Muslim investors championing the construction of the new mosque near Ground Zero claim it's all about strengthening the relationship between the Muslim and non-Muslim world. As an American, I believe they have every right to build the mosque - after all, if they buy the land and they follow the law - who can stop them? Which is, why, in the spirit of outreach, I've decided to do the same thing. I'm announcing tonight, that I am planning to build and open the first gay bar that caters not only to the west, but also Islamic gay men. To best express my sincere desire for dialogue, the bar will be situated next to the mosque Park51, in an available commercial space. This is not a joke. I've already spoken to a number of investors, who have pledged their support in this bipartisan bid for understanding and tolerance. As you know, the Muslim faith doesn't look kindly upon homosexuality, which is why I'm building this bar. It is an effort to break down barriers and reduce deadly homophobia in the Islamic world. The goal, however, is not simply to open a typical gay bar, but one friendly to men of Islamic faith. An entire floor, for example, will feature non-alcoholic drinks, since booze is forbidden by the faith. The bar will be open all day and night, to accommodate men who would rather keep their sexuality under wraps - but still want to dance. Bottom line: I hope that the mosque owners will be as open to the bar, as I am to the new mosque. After all, the belief driving them to open up their center near Ground Zero, is no different than mine. My place, however, will have better music. For investment information, contact me at dailygut.com. |
| Posted by:tipper |
| #15 Across the street should be the judging stand for the Gay Pride Parade. I'm thinking a massage parlour for overstressed Wall Streeters in the neuihbourhood. Seems like something a local family could manage. |
| Posted by: Nimble Spemble 2010-08-10 20:23 |
| #14 The Harvey Boy-Banger? |
| Posted by: Deacon Blues 2010-08-10 20:02 |
| #13 Personally, I can't wait for Drag Queen Night. BYO Burkas. |
| Posted by: Swamp Blondie 2010-08-10 19:54 |
| #12 Please be upon him? (PBUH) LMAO Other bar name possibilities: Mecca Mary's The Meat Madrassa The Kiester Casbah Possible drink names: Djinn and Tonic Mecca Mimosa Sufi Seabreeze Muftini Harvey Carbomber Gitmo Libre and of course, the non-alcoholic Shari'a Temple Perhaps a big banner out front that says: Don't Ask, Don't Ululate might help build some bridges as well. |
| Posted by: ryuge 2010-08-10 18:30 |
| #11 "The Reach-Around", in honor of tolerance and understanding. |
| Posted by: mojo 2010-08-10 15:35 |
| #10 All I know is the prayer mats should be of an easily cleanable material... Like those business carpets that the service comes and switches out every |
| Posted by: bigjim-CA 2010-08-10 14:25 |
| #9 According to this link: There will be an update on how the project is coming. I want to thank all the interest in investment, and will have the plan together very soon! |
| Posted by: ryuge 2010-08-10 13:58 |
| #8 Got a link for donations, Darth? |
| Posted by: Barbara Skolaut 2010-08-10 13:12 |
| #7 What's the name gonna be? Burkas and Beards? Backdoor Jihad? Please be upon him? (PBUH) All I know is the prayer mats should be of an easily cleanable material... |
| Posted by: flash91 2010-08-10 12:22 |
| #6 Don't forget to have a huge Bar-B-Que each week. |
| Posted by: Redneck Jim 2010-08-10 11:17 |
| #5 I'm going to invest some extra cash in this just for the pure hutzpa that the guy has. |
| Posted by: DarthVader 2010-08-10 10:43 |
| #4 A BLT shop and dog grooming next door can add to the neighborhood, too. |
| Posted by: Jack salami 2010-08-10 09:46 |
| #3 I would think that for Muslims that they would be risking life and limb (and family!) to be seen going into that bar. |
| Posted by: gorb 2010-08-10 06:20 |
| #2 Welcome to Homohammad's... |
| Posted by: tu3031 2010-08-10 02:53 |
| #1 Update: Ground Queero: Greg GutfeldÂ’s New Cordoba Mosque Gay Bar: A Mecca Of Tolerance |
| Posted by: tipper 2010-08-10 02:20 |