[Geo TV] British detectives probing the murder of Pakistain politician Dr Imran Farooq are looking for at least two killers."That's right, Watson! Two! Possibly more! Probably not one! And I suspect they may be Pakistani!"
"Holmes! How do you do it?"
Dr Farooq, 50, was a leading member of Pakistain's Muttahida Quami Movement party and fled to the UK in 1999, claiming asylum. He was stabbed repeatedly before being conked over the head with bricks in North London.
"Bricks, you say? In North London? Watson, that may be another clue!"
Officers from Scotland Yard's Counter Terrorism Command have taken on the murder case due to a possible political motive.
"Yes, Watson. I'd say a political motive is a distinct possibility!"
The last murder which the unit investigated was the poisoning in 2006 of Russian dissident Alexander Litvinenko.
"Since then they have been playing cards and swapping tall stories, Watson!"
Dr Farooq had previously claimed that there was a bounty on his head and he was wanted "dead or alive" by Pak authorities for criminal and terrorist activities. He insisted that the charges were politically motivated.
"Ahah! And then he was murdered! Could he have been right, Watson?"
A Scotland Yard front man said: 'Police want to speak to anyone who was in the area at the time or saw the attack.'
"And I'm personally curious as to why that dog didn't bark!"
"Dogs are unclean to Mohammedans!"
"Ahhh... That must be it, then. So much for that theory..."
He added: 'A post-mortem took place at Finchley Mortuary yesterday and gave cause of death as multiple stab wounds and blunt trauma to the head.'
"And there was no doubt of the cause of death, Dr. Quincy?"
"None."