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Britain
Duke of York under scrutiny in leaked US documents
2010-12-01
(KUNA) -- The Duke of York's role as trade ambassador was Tuesday at the centre of controversy after a leaked document showed how he criticized France and America and condemned "idiotic" anti-corruption investigators during a trip representing Britain abroad.
Oh, The noble Duke of York,
US ambassador Tatiana Gfoeller described Prince Andrew boasting "cockily" about UK influence in central Asia in an expletive-laden discussion with British businessmen in Kyrgyzstan which "verged on the rude".
He had ten thousand men;
Approaching the limit from the wrong side, was he? Perhaps Ambassador Gfoeller meant cheeky instead.
Her comments came in a confidential diplomatic cable contained in a tranche of 250,000 secret documents obtained by whistle-blowing website WikiLeaks.
He marched them up to the top of the hill,
Other revelations in the second day of leaks included dispatches showing Chinese frustration with its ally North Korea and suggesting Beijing may be ready to accept reunification with the South.
And he marched them down again.
US Secretary of State Hillary Clinton yesterday said the Obama administration "deeply regrets" the leaks and is taking "aggressive steps to hold responsible those who stole this information".
And when they were up, they were up,
Prince Andrew's comments came in a two-hour brunch for UK and Canadian businessmen attended by Gfoeller in the Kyrgyz capital of Bishkek in 2008.
And when they were down, they were down,
Her cable, published on The Guardian newspaper website after the newspaper entered into an agreement with WikiLeaks, summarised the meeting for State Department officials in Washington.
And when they were only half-way up,
"Astonishingly candid, the discussion at times verged on the rude (from the British side)," she said. Andrew attacked the Serious Fraud Office probe - later closed - into alleged kickbacks related to BAE Systems' multibillion-pound Al-Yamama arms deal with Saudi Arabia, said Ms Gfoeller.
They were neither up nor down.
"He railed at British anti-corruption investigators, who had had the 'idiocy' of almost scuttling the Al-Yamama deal with Saudi Arabia. "His mother's subjects seated around the table roared their approval. "He then went on to 'these (expletive) journalists, especially from the National Guardian, who poke their noses everywhere' and (presumably) make it harder for British businessmen to do business. The crowd practically clapped."

In "an astonishing display of candour", the British businessmen alleged that nothing got done in Kyrgyzstan unless the son of the then president got a cut, and Andrew agreed that he had heard the same name "over and over again" when discussing business in the country.

"At this point, the Duke of York laughed uproariously, saying that 'all of this sounds exactly like France'," wrote Gfoeller.

Later, discussing the need for Kyrgyzstan to preserve the legal sanctity of contracts to attract Western investment, Andrew again joked: "They won't need to make any changes to attract the French."

The prince "stated baldly" that Britain, western Europe and the US were "back in the thick of playing the Great Game", said Gfoeller "More animated than ever, he stated cockily: 'And this time we aim to win.

'" The prince said that China had joined Russia as a player in the struggle for influence in the region, describing Beijing's economic expansion as "probably inevitable, but a menace".

He castigated British and American governments as "stupid" for making plans for 10 years ahead while Asian powers were thinking in centuries.
The world changes an awful lot in just a century, generally due to unpredictable elements. Planning -- committing resources -- "centuries" ahead strikes me as clever in politics as in climate change.
Gfoeller praised Andrew for being "super-engaged" in the discussion, and said that he had reached out to her "with cordiality and respect, evidently valuing her insights".

But she added that he approached the discussion with "unmitigated patriotic fervour" and reacted "with almost neuralgic patriotism" whenever any comparison between the US and UK came up. At one point he said he was unsurprised that US investment in Kyrgyzstan was no larger than the UK's, explaining that "the Americans don't understand geography. Never have. In the UK, we have the best geography teachers in the world".

Labour MP John Mann suggested that the Prince might have to consider his unpaid role as trade ambassador. Mann told BBC2's Newsnight current affairs rogramme: "If these comments by Prince Andrew are accurate - and of course we don't know that yet - then clearly it's of public interest that they are out there, so that he can judge whether he is performing the role well and government can make that judgment as well. Prince Andrew will need to think through if he is actually carrying out this role to the best of his abilities."

Buckingham Palace said it would not comment on leaked documents.

The Guardian today published secret dispatches showing that China's vice-foreign minister told US officials that North Korea was behaving like a "spoiled child" seeking attention by carrying out missile tests in 2009. And it revealed that South Korea's vice-foreign minister told US officials he was told by two senior Chinese officials that they believed Korea should be reunified under Seoul's control. The revelations threaten to fuel instability on the Korean peninsula, following Pyongyang's missile attack on a South Korean island last week. -+
Posted by:Fred

#6  I think of York as "the 'b' team" in case for some reason William doesn't become king.

Someone once suggested that once William ascended, if England was falling apart for whatever reasons, and parliament was ineffectual and bonkers, as is typical, that William could order parliament dissolved, fly to Canada, then declare Andrew as 'Lord Protector' of England, ala Cromwell.

This would place him in charge of the military, what little of it was left, and he could raise a loyal army, then "smite the hell" out of whoever was dragging England down. Little way around it other than mass executions.

It was even suggested that this new army be called "Caledfwlch", which is the Welsh name for Excalibur.
Posted by: Anonymoose   2010-12-01 13:52  

#5  Ahhhh Randy Andy & Koo

Those were the days!
Posted by: anonymous2u   2010-12-01 11:15  

#4  Duke of Dork
Posted by: Jeremiah Flainter9609   2010-12-01 08:44  

#3  This is like Putin finding out he was called an "alpha dog". Yeah, I'm bad!
Posted by: Spot   2010-12-01 08:12  

#2  Yep, I rather feel he won't be regretting this being made public.

Apart from AL Grauniad readers, everyone's going to think a bit better of him.
Posted by: Bright Pebbles   2010-12-01 06:13  

#1  Sounds like the Duke of York is doing his job just fine. I certainly don't hold his patriotism against him.
Posted by: JAB   2010-12-01 00:28  

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